we’re not even not getting content we are getting pretty frequent things lately so why have people decided to lose their minds in a way they usually only do when there hasn’t been an upload in weeks 😭 like hello. hello. WHAT
god im so glad i keep my following list very small on both twitter and tumblr bc i get to avoid whatever deranged discourse is happening and only hear about it secondhand like a freight train going by. like what do you mean ppl are doing dan sexuality discourse. im dodging bullets left and right
for how violently ill this made me…… Yeah. Christ
now that’s how you know its a hit tweet babey
THEY’LL be violently ill? THEY’LL be violently ill??????
the world is a beautiful place it’s never over and people are SO niceys :’)
im about 2 cry guys the phil plant killer shirt was kinda a white whale of mine but i didnt have much hope of ever acquiring it but i just snagged some old dan merch on depop and the incredibly nice seller just. put the phil plant killer shirt in there. for free. WAUGH?!
oh you suck
wait i literally don’t have boobah phil CAN I HAVE HIM PLEEK
holy fuck
BLOWS A LITTLE KISS!!! ^_^
ehehehe
many beautiful women would consider me exceedingly normal
my girlfriend looks like YOUR MOM‼️
we HAVE to go here.
2.25 apples… science has spoken…
THIS IS SO TRUE!!!!!!!! THIS IS SOOO TRUE
see her beautiful…
ignore that my calendar is still on may. everyone should just consider that emo girl/sk8er boi is my favorite <3
check this out
LIKE. RECOMMEND THIS EXPERIENCE SOOOOOOOO MUCH
IT WAS LITERALLY SO GOOD LIKE DELIGHTFULLY CRISPY EDGES BUT SOFT IN THE MIDDLE AND STILL PULLS APART LIKE A CINNAMON ROLL ITS ART
WHY R U THREATENING ME IM LITERALLY NICE
ehehehe
WHY COULDNT THEY JUST GO TO THE BEACH AND BUILD A SAND CASTLE.
the magic of twitter is that i genuinely do sincerely think a significant chunk of people think butch=wearing plaid
no…… that can’t be true……