Our spaceship security doors are locked with an ultra-secure match 3 gem stacking minigame

he accidentally brained a pigeon and said ‘ma’am i am so sorry’ do you think this kid would accept a new mom

there’s a little kid next to me feeding pigeons french fries and every time he tosses a fry he offers howard cosell-type color commentary on how his throw went

Image of a beautiful woman in a green dress and a bear that says, There’s nothing better than being in touch with nature. Comments: Dana Glance: share some of ur nature thoughts ms. nature. Allie Wonsley: idk i just like it. Dana Glance: should be easy since u love natures. Dana Glance: should be easy since u didn't cry when ur foot got pond wet oh wait. (aside: pond wet worse than ocean wet)

we all know I have no life, so:

I disagree with the flak this app gets. Just don't follow people that make you cringe. Mute them. Follow the funny ones. It's like hanging out in the coloring book section of a bookstore and being like wow this place is for idiots

No no no. We're not fucking doing this.
I haven't endured 20 years of "overprotective single dad simulators", from the Last of Us to Yakuza 6 and everything in-between that suggest parenthood is the only thing that matters, only to suddenly be gaslit into them never existing. I won't have it.

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

I love how it just says "someone" said this. Like it can summarise what you said but can't attach a username.

Creating a bank of interconnected vending machines—only 1 sells snacks, but you can’t buy directly from it. Instead, you must traverse all the other machines, buying & inserting various tokens & vouchers to get to the next machine, until you finally reach the 1 with snacks, which is out of order.

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A drawing of the artist walking around with a silly smile, while a carabiner holding keys, connected to her pants, is making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sound. Above her is a thought bubble with a robot bearing the caption "Lesbotron 3000", also making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sounds.

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Archie newspaper strip dated January 31, 1973. Betty: People get more electric things than they need! Jughead: My uncle got ONE and only used it once! Betty: What was it? Jughead: The electric chair!

jesus christ jughead

Mixed feelings about this.

my tip that I'm sure many writers will find objectionable:

TV Tropes is a great resource. It's just a catalogue/dictionary! Tropes are not bad, they are human creative tools; relatable story hooks. If you're stuck writing something, find other examples of similar tropes, and see what they did!

fanart of Angela and Hedwig from Misericorde

close up of the previous image

angela x hedwig from #misericorde #art

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You also win by making your friends laugh ❤

I see people questioning what use this could have, but consider that we’re closer than ever to building a robot that can run away when you catch it stealing a pie from your windowsill

This was pretty standard in my limited game dev experiences.

Every AI commercial gaslights you into thinking you're an idiot. Before you had access to AI you were too stupid to find your girlfriend's makeup, or boil an egg, or pick a shirt. Every commercial starts from the premise of "Hey, so you know how you're the dumbest fucking fuck to ever do it?"

leftists are my greatest adversary because they are destroying america destroying america or being rude to you online? being rude to me online

liberals on this microblogging website

Childbirth is so weird man. Like what do you mean you had that in there

Such a weird brag. Humans who run races don't run to beat machines. Cars go faster than us, as do horses, for that matter. A robot beating a human record doesn't change that record. As a feat of engineering it's impressive until I ask what the applications are, because I can't think of benign ones.

Sketches of two characters from The Pitt. Santos leans aggressively over a counter while Mel stands behind her sweating and wearing an apologetic smile. Santos says, “she asked for NO pickles.” Mel says, “i-, r-really, it’s fine.” hashtag mentos for life

why do I always fall for this exact ship dynamic

nice boner where’d you get it. the boner store

I'm trying...

Unfortunately one of the replies to that video shows him being taken away by guards 😔

sending this to your girl saying ‘you ❤️’…high risk high reward