i visited moose's homeland (the bin in this park) and befriend a cat in marrickville at 2am this morning, living the dream

let me up there

i'm rentin' in the inner west
za-za-za-za-zai
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Would you rather be very beautiful and have diarrhea forever, or very ugly and safe from diarrhea for the rest of your life?

furry porn commissions are down

oooop, sorry

it's 2007, i am glued to the computer for hours watching the livestream of the pasha bulker being refloated. it is inexplicably the most exciting thing in the whole wide world to me??

it is 2002, i walk past someone on a computer, glance at the screen and see a photo of a person who has been [REDACTED] by a helicopter. the top of the page says ROTTEN DOT COM. i do not sleep very well that night, probably just a coincidence

it is 2005, we are at school, it's lunch time. someone is discussing something called two girls one cup. one kid says they've seen it. some other kids retch at the description of he video. i don't remember if we tried to look it up on the school computers or not. (probably did though)

it is 2005 and i am inserting the Make Your Own Music disc we got in a box of nutrigrain into the family computer. i am not good at it.

it's 2005 and i'm browsing the forums to see if any of my little computer friends have posted anything over the last day. user taintie has posted a new cats (the musical) cosplay. i am not sure who bombalurina or tugger are, but i am happy to see my friend creating things that make them happy

it's 2005 and i've just come home from school, the computer is in the big weird purpose built entertainment desk, i'm sitting on an uncomfy chair, the monitor is flanked by two cd racks on either side, filled with discs we collected from magazines and cereal boxes

coming home and logging into the account i made for a dog sim game in 2005, clicking the buttons, instead of doom scrolling. i'm sane and everything is fine

awe franky, love ya

$200 marketplace find

I'm slow peter and i paint prison gates

Frutiger Aero Popemobile

my honey don't jiggle jiggle, it folds

celebratory maccas hell yeah brother

Very cute! Doing anonymous nice things slaps

the carolina reaper is a traditional memorial plant

im Helping

that's me

my silly good deed of the day (replacing a strangers chilli plant that they used to memorialise their deceased cat after someone stole it)

drawing on my angry eyebrows so you know i'm a horrid little bitch

cliff young sheldon

Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

i was running on 90 minutes sleep, also, like come ON

self doubt is so deep in my bones that it isn't until after i am sucked into buying a $50 costume and faced with a slab of 100% polyester GARBAGE, that i am inclined to try for myself and it turns out it's Not That Bad

premade nun costume i paid for vs 1hr of eyeballong, cutting and sewing a bedsheet i found in a granny's council chuck out pile and draping a pillowcase on my head. honestly