Indeed we were all there, which is how I know you're full of shit.

gee I wonder what kind of extremist groups

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Michael Avenatti crowned the presumptive frontrunner on MSNBC. Beto O'Rourke in Time Magazine. I watched Stacey Abrams cameo on Star Trek Discovery. All those candidates will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

every fucking time your coworkers or family members or friends complain about gas prices — which are gonna get a whole lot higher — mention that trump caused this and that he’s too busy playing AI slop god to even notice

It also helps your antibiotics work better!

it's giving Trump twitter rant lol

land back but only for these guys

feelin’ snooty

This is how antisemites sound

no it's not

It IS a reason to discredit him ffs!

anti-Semites don't actually give a shit about Israeli foreign policy

hope this helps

Here’s what we talked about at Passover Seder:

- omg puppies!
- wow the brisket is good
- I hope he goes out in the most painful, humiliating, drawn out way possible
- these meringue chocolate chip cookies are amazing

the word "whom" deserves a defender!

A tweet from Tom Walker @tomwalkerisgood which takes the form of a dialogue as follows. KOKOK: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can't have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can't afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

Someone has probably said it but

"That's a lot of beans you nasty ass bitch"

I can still see the screenshot in my mind!

It's not the funniest, but "no bless yous for Giacomo?" has become part of my daily vocabulary

Incredible moment, despite everything.

*rips shirt open*

SPAAAAACE

If you’re anti-Israel, and you’re celebrating or wishing someone a Happy Passover, then you don’t understand the Passover story.

It’s like reading a book but tearing out the ending.

From slavery to freedom, in Israel.
Next year in Jerusalem!

Fuck the both of you.

This is Nazi but leftistly

Harpo Marx Performs "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" on I Love Lucy YouTube video by memaymamomoo

In honor of Opening Day:

youtu.be/xRjEfMPrpto

I want to reiterate: trans people will not survive a world without Jews. Everyone who calls themselves a “trans ally” while dabbling in lies and slander against the Jewish people told by Jew haters who’ve convinced them to cook their brains on anti-Jewish propaganda is trying to kill me too

Candidates don't elect themselves.

What's the "coincidence" here?

Seriously. Your monkey brain thinks it is being stalked by a tiger 24 hours a day.