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I really could compile and edit my stories into an anthology pretty easily but unfortunately 75% of my brain capacity is still filled up with Stan and Ford Pines so there's really not much of a chance of it getting done.

4 months ago 1 0 0 0

uouuuauugh must I always suffer from heart burn??? everytime??? I eaties???? cruel

4 months ago 3 0 0 0

I do wonder sometimes what would have happened if I held out through The Hell Job for the paycheck, but you know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'll never know. Can't change the past.

5 months ago 3 0 0 0

it's like... Born to be Eurydice, forced to play Orpheus you know?

5 months ago 1 0 0 0
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me: man why do I keep having vivid nightmares EVERY night???
also me: time for my bedtime story!!!

5 months ago 4 0 0 0

I think Trevor Henderson came into my work today and I could not make myself ask him if he was who I thought but.... the knowledge that it might have been him will haunt me

6 months ago 1 0 0 0

shout out to the beautiful person who was wearing a slay the princess shirt that when I shouted a compliment about it, tried to blow a kiss at me and almost fell of their bike

6 months ago 2 0 0 0

tbh I think I deserve to just be the pampered, spoiled cat of a hot, evil older lady and not this whole.... self sufficient adult thing

7 months ago 4 0 0 0
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As someone who looooves dancing as a stim, gogo dancing is great because it's like I'm getting paid to be autistic

10 months ago 3 0 0 0
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d.graymemes morgan || 29 || they/them || writer || cosplayer || horrible entity

Yes! I'm m0rkl there as well! Thank you 💖
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11 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Donate to Fire Displaced Morgan and Cats: Need Help, organized by Morgan Lerner My name is Morgan and recently there was a fire in my apartment. Luckily, no o… Morgan Lerner needs your support for Fire Displaced Morgan and Cats: Need Help

Hey so my apartment caught fire 🙃

Luckily, I wasn't home and my cats were not majorly injured. Still, there are vet bills, repair costs and moving costs to think about now so I've started a gofundme to help. Please consider donating, or sharing the link if you can't!

Thanks!

gofund.me/6060e745

11 months ago 6 8 1 0

Can I just take a whole week of off everything to catch up on my podcasts? To do nothing but Sleep and take leisurely walks while I listen to my podcasts and audio book backlog? I'm tired just want someone to cook a meal for me and take care of me 😔😔😔

11 months ago 4 0 0 0

Oh no everyone reaction to malevolent s5 finale got me worried.... gotta catch up 😩

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

I'm totally normal for listening to Would You Fall In Love With Me Again repeat for three days straight YOURE the weird one for catching me crying to it while I walk the dog

1 year ago 2 0 0 0
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anyways here's Jon Jon

1 year ago 4 0 0 0
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I'm trying to save money but I want take out 😭😭😭 I want curry I want pad thai

1 year ago 3 0 0 0
Digital illustration of a crow holding an asexual pride flag in its beak.

Digital illustration of a crow holding an asexual pride flag in its beak.

Happy International Asexuality Day!!!🖤🩶🤍💜

1 year ago 24832 7997 207 168

Shout out to the emotional support animal that alerted on me at the park the other day... buddy knew I was UnWell and Expirencing The Horrors

1 year ago 3 0 0 0

😭😭😭😭 technically I can afford the will wood tickets but it would not be financially responsible ....

BUT HES TOURING WITH FISH IN A BIRDCAGE???😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

1 year ago 2 0 0 0
I cute little pink, blue and white moth kitten struts its stuff on a delicate purple background. The moth kitten has pink wings and antennae, a stripy tail and a white floofy neck

I cute little pink, blue and white moth kitten struts its stuff on a delicate purple background. The moth kitten has pink wings and antennae, a stripy tail and a white floofy neck

Happy Trans Day of Visibility!

[ #art #illustration #mothkittens #🏳️‍⚧️]

1 year ago 1192 425 2 3

I feel like I seem normal but my stress levels are definitely not as indicated by the fact that I've started food hoarding again @__@

1 year ago 2 0 1 0

My phone always tries to autocorrect my email to Morgan kleptomania which like.... yeah fair but you didn't have to call me out on it

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

I don't want to watch anything new I want to erase my memory of watching NBC's Hannibal so I live through that all over again

I want to feel alive again bro

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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Wish I hadn't gotten rid of my character heels 😩 I mean sure they had blood in the but sturdy dance heels are expensive

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Anyone got tips on how to not grind your teeth at all hours of the day? And don't say "reduce stress" because HAH

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
A man says "there's so much hate in my heart." He picks up a Flying V and says "my only instinct is to write incredibly hostile riffs." Another man comes in and says "I'd like to listen." They both have a wonderful time.

A man says "there's so much hate in my heart." He picks up a Flying V and says "my only instinct is to write incredibly hostile riffs." Another man comes in and says "I'd like to listen." They both have a wonderful time.

1 year ago 16003 2284 113 82

Incorrect, you are a friend so I want to talk to you and enjoy your company

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

UUUUUUUUUGGH WHY DO I HAVE TO EXIST IN A HUMAN BODY I NEED TO BE THE HAUNTING FOG

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

For someone who does not care very much for Bill Cipher as a character, I have a LOT of ideas for Bill themed burlesque routines

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

I need to see a doctor badly but the fear of medical bills had me choosing the possibility of a slow death over a possible potential and a lifetime of medical debt 🫠

And there's always the chance that nothing is wrong! So it's fine!

1 year ago 1 0 0 0