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But maybe my bestie is right that dude just has the worst luck ever and didn’t do it?!

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ISO four (4) Sphere May 1 tickets. Help some bitches and bastards out!!

couldn’t even get in

ISO 2 (two) Sphere May 1 tix. Help a bitch out!

also getting a LOT of face time with the (crosseyed) CEO today so hopefully that bodes well for my next raise

they also continually have their events at the hotels we’ve hosted our events at so he should just poach me since he obviously likes what I do

Critics of new bill say Ohio women would be banned from sports bras, bikinis in public 'The peak of fear mongering.'

Media needs to stop with "critics say" and just quote the actual language of the bill.

HB 249 creates a new category of "seminudity" which can be used to arrest women who aren't nude, but are wearing clothing — leggings, t-shirts without bras — that religious groups feel is too provocative.

turns out my event bro (guy at another company who makes my job easier when we partner) is the big boss of their events dept (I knew he was marketing but didn’t know their events was umbrella’d under him) so just spent some time yapping him up

WHEN DO WE GET PART 2

More please

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poached n hollandaized

there’s two companies that are competitors to mine that I’m tryna get poached by

lol

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work conferences always turn me into a prolific poaster

Sarcasm, skoi. Sarcasm.

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Ok I can understand men being straight tho

ugh I hate feeling so straight, it’s horrible, how are some of you 100% this

biceps it is then!

You should def scoop up dim sum dindin for the fam sometime

jk he’s still hot as fuck fml

fortunately still hot as fuck just nothin for me to really grab onto this time

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