I'd be calling you a liar if you said anything else tbh

bro he’d be so fucking confused lmao

yeah this tracks

fuck yeah

honestly????? hell yeah

fuck yeah

if you had to pick anything to be sworn in on, what would it be?

make bad art with me

Sparkleaf in marathon

Spark that leaf, Runner, it’s 4/20

PROUD OF U HOMIE ILY

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Game Changer Season 8 premieres May 18th only on Dropout.

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happy weed birthday to those who celebrate

gaming

bro I bet this feels so fucking good

them using the mt. silver theme here for the world championship matches is so fucking smart dude

you might be one of the best players in the word but there’s still one last mountain to climb

*points* that’s Horse

Early 3D Pokemon renders by Keiji Kinebuchi from the late 1990s that got my brain wired up

@Corescos comment on YouTube: “In the end, all songs evolve into You Will Know Our Names. It is inevitable”

lmao

(WCS) World Championship Battle Music - Pokémon Champions [OST] YouTube video by RezyMania

completely and wholly obsessed with this song that’s hidden in the files of pokemon champions

lowkey one of the best pokemon battle themes they’ve ever done I think?????

youtu.be/lmlEXWOQlZs?...

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