I would love to be your local Kentucky Derby correspondent for @theonion.com

I was without @bsky.app until after 4pm. It was horrible 😂

Coming soon to the White House

Government waste at its finest

His post just said in private sector

She should really make a BIG bang on the way out and release the unredacted files…

It worked once 🤷🏻‍♀️

I’ve had mine since the election

This was a great movie

Will her special employee be following her as well??

Does the effect balance in senate?

Eww

KY Senate (McConnell’s seat)

He’s getting ready to attack Mexico, isn’t he?

They’re both so good! But #2

❤️

Snowbirds

Tuesday. It signifies that it’s a normal Tuesday in trumplandia

My husband has discovered this and is smitten

#2

Holidays are coming up, a perfect time to remind your MAGA family members that Epstein is only part of the story, Trump has been importing foreign sex traffickers and giving them special protection.

Then ask, "so did Trump bring the Tate brothers here as a replacement for Epstein's services?"

That’s my governor ❤️ Uncle Andy

Cilantro?

And this is why I will now follow you!

We saw one guy in his pickup truck with his hideous flags. Just revving his engine and people laughing at him.

Louisville

No Kings Louisville ❤️

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Is he on Bluesky? I lost him when I left Twitter