I’ve been having daily battles with the autocomplete feature in a software platform I have to use for work and it’s making one of the most tedious parts of my job just that much worse. The aggravations of modern life never end.
Looks like this could be your big break, then! Don’t squander it.
*are
Which languages is she learning?
My morning began with a jumpscare
Against all reason this somehow still applies when comparing the best homemade food to, say, lukewarm takeout.
Lots of amusingly buffoonish responses here but I think “don’t like traveling” is underrated. Like the main gripes to be had with visiting the moon are that the space station will loose your luggage or you won’t like the complimentary Moon Breakfast or something.
I have fucking had it with Tim’s bad attitude
Who are you to question His entrails?
It’s the first day of the year that I’ve had to put sunblock on my midriff. ☀️
This isn't an endless war, guys. Yes, we don't know when it will end, but that doesn't mean it's endless. Everything ends, eventually. Nothing lasts forever. All our lives are measured. Even the stars shall one day fade. The only thing for certain is here and now. So no, it's not an endless war.
Store-brand cigarettes would be even more funny.
It’s real but actually produced for them by Deschutes!
I have never suffered a hangover or any physical ill effects from drinking the Kirkland Signature lager. You can’t convince me with “logic” and “facts” that it doesn’t have at least some magical qualities.
I’m doing my part.
Also, does this stereotype even really exist anymore? I thought people tended to be dog ladies these days.
Macro photo of a brown stink bug in face view on a leaf, guarding a tightly-clustered bunch of eggs that are shaped and colored exactly like a full tray of dark beer with foam on top.
Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.
I wish
I mean, they did a good thing here!
They finally made a fitness course for Americans.
Are you still prioritizing your mental health? Because with a full-time job it’s marginal.
I bet a questionable monologue about crayfish biology comes next
enough emails. stop it
If you live in St. Louis and you don’t take a look at the arch at least 5/7 days of the week, you are a fraud and are best off moving back to Indiana or wherever you came from.
Heightmogging my psychiatrist today
I am not sure there is a female equivalent to this, despite many of us having so much anxiety/shame about our bodies (unfortunately)
Sorry for your loss.
My heart has grown three sizes. It’s just athletic bradycardia, though. I still hate everyone and everything.
Westlaw fucked up in a fun way for a change by providing me this Lovecraftian address name
Exactly what I heard, so I just rewatched the original around the time this one came out instead.
Thanksgiving with my liberal relatives is boring. No one has disowned anyone else over politics. The most outrageous thing anyone has said is that I look like Melania Trump because I have long brunette hair and I’m wearing a long trench coat.