I got a new tattoo today. She has her own 💜 tattoo. I love her so much, she fits right in with the rest of my tats (done by the same artist as most of them!)

In these times of impotent rage against the Trump administration, the Cypher Pt. 3 is on heavy rotation.

Shot my shot for Brooklyn for Hobi. Actually only had 9K ahead of me, but by the time we got through the very few seats left were all $800 or above and I was buying for four. Found two for $600 but they were still too rich for my blood. I was, at least, able to buy these for friends.

I said this on Twitter once and got so much shit for it, but it’s that time of year again and Daddy Daughter dances creep me the fuck out. There are thousands of ways to spend quality time with your daughter that don’t involve simulating a romantic experience.

Yes! He’s Ben in the descendants franchise 😅😅

THAT KID IS NOW AN ACTOR. Famous on Disney Channel!

Feel like using this app to tell the world that I ordered the bacon turkey bravo from Panera the other day for the first time in a decade and it’s absolute crap with the cheddar instead of the Gouda.

US Armys are very lucky to have another tour, but it would still cost me thousands of dollars I don’t have to fly, stay, and buy tickets to the concert for me and my daughter and I can’t afford to go 🥺 so close and yet so far

It’s BTS year 💜💜 really want to get back to talking with Army here on Bluesky!

My favorite ARMY entomologist!! 💜

One time for the present, two times for the past 😭

As a graduate student who will (hopefully) be graduating in the spring, I’m really going to miss reading something I wrote I three months ago and thinking “wait, I actually am kind of smart.”

Have any Army translators made their way to Bluesky yet? Who are y’all following?