Posts by Damian Holbrook
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Tell me if this isn’t a guy Buffy totally would have slayed.
I wonder if they had different codas filmed for each possible Best Picture winner.
I would have gone the other way. Huh.
Kylie should dump him tonight. And then go fuck an opera singer.
It’s so cute!
Teyana is having the time of her life at this show. Loving her reactions.
That’s what’s up.
Cut down the Bridesmaids bit, the Casablanca thing and tighten up that in memoriam and more winners could actually get to savor their biggest achievement ever.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS ORCHESTRA?!
I love that Teyana Taylor was so into that performance.
Not me bawling at the Oscars.
“Baby Fishmouth” was my go-to insult for like a year after “When Harry Met Sally.”
Matt Berry saying “K-pop Demon Hunters” has healing powers.
You know it’s bad when Channing Tatum can actually improve a bit.
Are the writers on strike again?
Is this the Brazilian Joshua Jackson?!
It clearly left its mark on me, lol
Exacccccctly
It’s a good night for genre films! I’m into it.
I hope Anna Wintour finally rips off her face and eats a rat.
So pay the fuck attention, Chalamet.
This Sinners number wasn’t just one of the film’s most dazzling moments, it was one of FILM’S most dazzling moments.
Maybe the white guy should have sat this one out.
Hahahahaa
The Oscars being sponsored by the Ozempic company is perfect.
Amy Madigan is Frances McDormand if she tried to be happy.
I guess it’s the easiest way to feature as many movies as possible PLUS the host. Because we don’t see enough of him for the following 3 hours.