Reminds me I must order some more insulin

Lolz! I think he lost at golf so cheated yesterday so will be in a bad mood so prob destroy day.
You’re welcome

But…. Could he get three kids under five to eat all their breakfast, get in their clothes and get to school
On time?

Malignant narcissist

MAGAlignant narcissist

If JD Vance is catholic then I think Donald Trump is a swell guy

I can explain… she tripped over ghislain maxwells guilt and accidentally started french kissing Jeffrey

Raper paper

Yes… I felt all schmaltzy inside… obviously not a true tale so just go with it and Gosling is right up there for me now.

I present to you “RAPER PAPER”

Er…. Oxygen?

I’d be cough-ee

Cheese grater- very very slow

Before that she will become Pam Abscondi

STFU=SOTU

What is the collective noun for a group of trumps?
A monstrosity ?

Best answer wins the internet

The extra words are not extra love they are in effort to transcend dog language and explaining more and more in English definitely gets through to the dog.

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They are turning on each other. Hopefully the two headed snake eats itself

My name is Cliff so I actually feel these are the shoes for me.

Will he accept swimming badges because .. smugly announces…. I got my 10 metre, 25 metre AND 50 metre freestyle badges

bsky.app/profile/jera... trump flying to Epstein island to definitely be above board and not the sick pervert we all know he is

Has America woken up to this two-bit sheister yet?! It seems so obvious he is a floundering bully with no
Love, no plan and no morals.

Just to let everyone know I’m in the midst of a glow up .

You sound like a top guy. You should consider running for president.

Google translate: unlock = STEAL, alternatives PILFER, Burglarise, ROB

This is awful yellow ones left for that dickhead uncle heavy

I can’t make it Liz as unfortunately I’m cheese grating my foreskin then sorry

Moobs like jagger

How long until the republican trials begin? I don’t think fuck a l’Orange will make it to prison but really going to enjoy Hegseth, Johnson and miller eating slop

The problem is this reads like it’s made up. I’m certain it’s true but he is such a proposterous character