hello fellow blueskeetys

Next year I’m gunna get big ol pecs you’ll see

good morning nincompoops (affectionate)

rocky what’s your @

for the record mine would be Quarrel

I think everyone should know what the Waluigi of their name is

The amount of Breloom and Luigi discourse on my feed today ……

Please buy me a panettone so I can be happy

It has come to my attention that some of u are cuties

what do you mean “my”

Watched CONCLAVE … where can I buy one of those cute lil red caps

This is going to sound naive but what is “bulking”? Does that just mean eating a lot and taking a shirtless pic? I want to try that

we’re back fellas

need it so bad right now

according to dean

unfortunately this grocery store mascot looks like me

Should I skeet about the Swiftie behaviour I’m witnessing in this hotel lobby right now or maintain my safety on the internet

Oh that’s not

We need a word for oomf but it’s a successful gay guy you hooked up with then added on LinkedIn

hi cuties

Hey skeety pies!!!

Inside the Secretive World of Penile Enlargement How a doctor’s two-decade quest to grow the penis is leaving some men desperate and disfigured.

brace yourself www.propublica.org/article/penis-enlargemen...

It’s called the “penuma” which is the first red flag

No but has anyone else read this New Yorker article about botched penis implant surgeries

I’ve been sending faggots BlueSky invite codes over text and they keep thinking it’s a crypto scam!!!!

block him

Did he like this skeet

Anyway I had McDonald’s for dinner

What do you mean the ice cream machine is broken

Just blew (skied) myself