I'm gonna blow shit up
I'm not gonna blow shit up
I opened the Strait
I'm gonna blockade till the Strait is open
I'm gonna open the Strait
I'm gonna close the Strait
I'm gonna blow shit up
I'm not gonna blow shit up

I guess our military will regress back to WWI and previous wars where more soldiers died of communicable diseases than bullets. For example, in WWI American forces suffered 63,114 disease deaths compared to 53,402 combat deaths. Do you think the dead soldiers would have preferred vaccines and lived?

She looks like she hasn't missed a meal in awhile.

I wasn't this delusional high on acid as a teenager in the 1970s.

Oh, we do, Junior Dick, we do. And the stench that permeates Washington, D.C. eminates directly from the White House.

Interesting Trump did not say the same for Putin, who was giving intel to the Iranians regarding U.S. military movements.

As a lapsed Catholic (and most of us are), I know enough of Roman canon law that these alleged Catholics are schismatics, breaking the structural unity of the Church by refusing to submit to the Pope. A schismatic incurs automatic excommunication.

The Psalm refers to Israelites. Jews. You can't somehow transmogrify that to mean Christian Nationalists. Time to get your adult circumcisions and nosh!

Donald Trump obviously couldn't grab this one by the pussy.

He'll have to wash those gloves. I'm not sure how much Oxyclean he'll need.

Well, you can't have "Triumphal" without "Trump". But then again, you can't have:
Traitor
Rapist
Unhinged
Maniacal
Pedophile
...without "Trump" either.

Unlike Republicans, I will not defend him. When you have 4 different women come forward, it is not a conspiracy -- it is a picture of entitlement and abusive behavior. Yeah, sure, blame the alcohol.

Stick your head in a microwave until all the plastic melts. You enabled this douche-bag, you own it.

Fuck you, Donny Douche-bag, just fuck you.

If he were a Republican, he'd be elected tomorrow. They are seemingly are okay with rape, pedophilia, misogyny and abuse.
If the allegations are true, and the fact that four different women have come forward lends credence to the charges, he's dead to me.

White-Cain, the name of a blind fictional villain intent on visiting the Apocalypse on humanity.

An Easter message from your president. Not my president, yours. It's embarrassing enough that we have this demented narcissist in the White House, but it's even worse that he has no sense of decorum or any ability to behave like a rational, responsible adult. The world is watching... and laughing.

Oh, I thought she was asking about Trump's Depends.

Blessed are the cheesemakers.

Hopefully when he does appear it'll be in a gold-plated casket with big fucking T-R-U-M-P letters embossed on the side.

Yes, I quote Friedrich Engels daily while wearing a Che Guevara beret. It's a big hit around the office. The executives love the candor.

Now what are they going to do with a gross of porcelain mushroom dicks?

All that money and he still doesn't know how to wear a fucking tie.

So, you're saying his intelligence went up a point from this year's 79? I don't see it, personally.

Trump: "We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things."

When "America First" is as hollow as Dementia Donny's cobwebbed cranium, the only thing to say is...

As an atheist, I feel badly for Jesus right about now.

This was probably the only time in Trump's life he didn't appreciate oral.

Thoughts and prayers, bitch, thoughts and prayers.

Small hands, little mushroom dick, smells of cabbage.