Carbon tax stickers that don't stick. License plates you can't see. Beeping Covid bracelets that don't exist. Wind turbines torn down and then built again. An Ontario Science Centre roof that refuses to collapse.
Are we even sure Doug's new private jet has wings?
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This is so well done. 👌
I predicted someone like Trump many years ago, in THE DEAD ZONE. So now I'm saying this--in the next 12-16 months, we're going to find out if the two machines for the removal of a man unable to fulfill his duties actually work. They are impeachment and the 25th amendment. He is deeply unwell .
This is *literally* how King Croesus bought it after misinterpreting the Oracle at Delphi
Dear @mark-carney.bsky.social
When the president of the United States says "a whole civilization will die tonight", the Prime Minister of Canada should take a very decisive stand on behalf of Canada.
Donald Trump is running an openly white-supremacist government and no one’s stopping him because most white Americans — Democrats and Republicans alike — are okay with that 🤷🏼♂️
Where do I file this? Rank corruption or flagrant nepotism? Hope y'all like being robbed cause that's exactly what's going on in Ontario. #onpoli
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I’m seeing hysterically overwrought posts from Liberals insisting Mark Carney is perfect and why do we even need an NDP anyway??? and okay, maybe you’re comfortable enough to wait for oil wealth to trickle down to the rest of us one day but many are NOT and need advocates now. I like Avi Lewis 👍🏼
Zombies and mayhem! Zombies and mayhem! Check it out if you are in Toronto!
I predict Canda's buttoned up gaggle of centre right professional pundits are underestimating the appeal of Avi Lewis's idea to open a nationalized grocery chain.
If J.K. Rowling had fucked a kid or said the N-word, this wouldn't even be a discussion. So if you ever wonder why the trans community doesn't feel like anyone has their backs
*gestures wildly at Bluesky today*
Government that has slashed funding by more than $1500 per student, vilified educators, incapacitated school trustees, muzzled administrators, stonewalled parents, taken over school boards under the pretense of fiscal mismanagement, and axed OSAP demands that you keep politics out of education.
Most despicable... so far.
The United States buying oil from Iran after declaring war on Iran is like if you got mugged in the street and then the mugger gives you his wallet and then keys to his car, and then hands over his knife so you can stab him with it.
BREAKING: Lying OPP investigators lie on lying report claiming lying officers are not lying liars who lie.
So, to be clear... there is a complicated series of national alliances. And then one country foolishly assassinated someone from another country, and then all the various countries in the various alliances were drawn into some kind of- what shall we call it? - a World War? Has that ever happened?
AOC: We already have multiple American service members who are dead for an illegal action that the president has pursued with no plan out. They don’t know why they got into this war. They’re talking about a hundred different reasons, and they don’t know how they’re getting out.
Dear @mark-carney.bsky.social
If our support of America's dumb ass plan "comes with regret", we don't actually have to give it.
I cannot wrap my head around just how devastating Trump's entire presidency has been, and will continue to be, for the world. It's too much, too all-encompassing. It's like trying to behold Cthulhu and make sense of him before losing your mind. Fuck that guy, is what I'm trying to say
Dear @mark-carney.bsky.social
"If I may... The Iranian regime is a terrible one. But we can not condone the actions of the United States when they are in violation of not only international laws, but their own."
See? It's not hard.
Good thing we know Bill Clinton would never lie under oath about having sex.
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Some one didn't finish reading the Wikipedia article on the Bay of Pigs before planning an invasion...
I don't want to alarm anyone... but I am beginning to think the President of the United States might be crackerdoodles.
The fact that everyone is afraid of Avi Lewis is making me really excited to support Avi Lewis.
Doug Ford says there's not enough money to keep funding Ontario healthcare.
He should make a TV ad about that.
Whatever you say, Cheeto Hitler, we are gunna visit you anyway...
Trump threatens to block openi...
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Or... hear me out!-- We nationalize the groceries stores and stop feeding the robber barons.
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
I am shocked- SHOCKED- that the president who is kidnapping racialized people and shipping them to concentration camps posted a grotesquely racist meme! Who could have seen this coming??