"You know, I'm something of a doctor myself."

How many times will Bluesky censor me for making fun of Donald Trump?

Hey, did you know that you are stunningly gorgeous? Because you are. 💜

Awesome!

Skully with hands up out of exhaustion

It Never Ends

#Art by Tommy Devoid

There's nothing low effort about this. You're absolutely gorgeous.

Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees Kennedy Vows To End ‘War’ On Stinging-Insect Diets

Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-ame...

Butler Guillotine is an absurdist point n click horror that is not getting nearly enough attention imo. Haunting cinematography and a gut-wrenching story told in the most beautiful way. Gonna be thinking about this one for days.

Highly recommend :)

Bet.

A tweet showing two side-by-side images: one of Donald Trump and JD Vance labeled “The Pro-Peace Ticket,” and another of Trump in dramatic lighting with the caption “A whole civilization will die tonight,” highlighting a contrast over time.

Pro-peace my Asian ass.

Bet.

I beg your FINEST pardon?

Turns out that a lot of folks saying “measles was no big deal, we had it as kids, don’t worry!” are:

1. Actually pretend-remembering chicken pox, because they were dumbass kids at the time, and

2. Completely stupid antivaxxer idiots who will celebrate dead kids before admitting item 1 above.

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Unrequited love is cheeks, man...

If you really want to get under someone's skin, tell them that you hope they never have another peaceful nights sleep.

How'd you know? Get outta my walls, Amy.

Ooo, gonna look them up. Have you listened to Angine de Poitrine? They're a French Canadian semi-tonal band. Just two dudes, the guitarist is also the bassist with a double setup, and the drummer.

Omg, please give me some of your sleep... I want to feel rested.

Holy shit. So I realized today that I have a crippling fear of intimacy because of really bad trauma from childhood and past toxic relationships.

Gonna go ahead and write that down...

I always think I should try to talk to more people, and then someone messages me and I immediately have a panic attack. Why is my brain stupid?

I need more nerd friends who are as obsessed as I am with finding just the right class that fits their personality in video games...

Pffft, probably not.

It's all true, except for one part. It is definitely haunted.

100% verifiable.

God willing! ...wait a minute...

Green skull with trippy eyes

Okay

#Art by Tommy Devoid

Which is hilarious when you know how debauched Dunmer get.