German law enforcement beating and arresting peaceful protesters reminds me of historically accurate German law enforcement.

How you look when you come to powerscalers trying to get them to admit Goku loses to your OC.

Has anyone checked to make sure Chuck Norris is still dead?

Found the big dicked ghost of five guys

Thanks, Oklahoma for keeping us Kansans safe.

the only way Rob Schneider could make me laugh is if he got hit by a bus.

The CEO of McDonald's is kind of a McWeenie.

so is Netanyahu alive or not?

2 stars, nuke the forest

While I don’t agree with her, why are people flipping out over Raven Symone’s personal opinions about ranking Disney stars?

And just in case any corporate people see this he was on break.

This is what the five guys bogo deal did to my coworker lol he can’t hang with the morning crew.

Unfortunate acronym though

Adam Driver sounds like a wrestling move.

AC/DC kinda sounds like Elmo all grown up.

Kid Rock should be embarrassed. If I had to lip sync battle him on RuPaul his ass would be going home.

Official company policy states Ricky Gervais is a cunt.

A Knight’s Tale

Trump didn’t win the election.

They didn’t miss, they would rather tell Darth Vader they missed rather than hey, your kids, her boyfriend and his dog tried to get away but we got em

Coming Summer 2026, DIVORCE, starring Rob Schneider. I hope people show him the same gentleness and empathy he famously shows others.

The reason why the All Lives Matter crowd is silent right now is because it was never about the value of all lives. It was always a racist opposition to suppress raising awareness about systemic human rights issues.

hey @idleon.bsky.social please let us buy stuff on iphone. I need the storage ram pet before I can start playing on most of my guys cause I don't want to waste months of AFK.

anyone else gotta pee but you're really focused and trying to convince yourself you don't?

Buy your Trump Nuggets while supplies last. Patriots can eat them and make the radical left smell their breath.

is this canon

Someone should be proud of their kid, I love this.

"Why didn't any celebrities wear a be like Charlie pin?" idk maybe because the celebrities that cared about what that venomous, pro-gun violence preaching bigot had to say were all too busy lining up to take turns fucking his wife and grifting his followers? Maybe that?

I see facebook is getting along

you know why.