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Posts by SSDGK 🦖 (Shitpost Edition)

A Facebook post by Donna Hayes, posted at 2:30 pm 8/29/23. It reads “the kops did it again they took out another one of my family member here in Portland. They beat him to death”

A Facebook post by Donna Hayes, posted at 2:30 pm 8/29/23. It reads “the kops did it again they took out another one of my family member here in Portland. They beat him to death”

A family member of Quanice Hayes was killed by PPB today.

I have no words.

2 years ago 26 12 1 0

Ty ty babe

2 years ago 1 0 0 0

I have a lanyard for my Juul because I believe in safety motherfucker. My life is valuable enough to warrant a seatbelt but my Juul isn’t?? You must be joking

2 years ago 4 0 0 0

Having a “dropped my phone into a bowl of Captain Crunch” kinda morning howabout u

2 years ago 1 0 0 0

Thank you 😍

2 years ago 1 0 0 0

Reskeet with a pic and your age

My siblings in Christ I have made it to 40

2 years ago 12 0 3 1

Looking at my trauma and telling it to come back with a warrant

2 years ago 10 4 0 0

Back on my bullshit (disassociating from reality)

2 years ago 9 2 0 0

I’ve decided that a marionberry milkshake will solve my mental health issues

2 years ago 1 0 0 0

Ahh, yeah. I just used different switch profiles for that, was an easy enough workaround. I played through once on my first profile and then spent the next five years alternating between the other two, starting new games. That’s how you end up with 1800 hrs of gameplay 🥴

2 years ago 1 0 0 0
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Never ever.
I’m a nutcase so I started a second game under a different profile just to make it to lookout landing and dupe 400 diamonds/zonalite. In case the game updates I’ll have one more play through with the head start. 🥴

2 years ago 1 0 1 0
A screenshot of the item menu in Tears of the Kingdom. There are really small quantities of everything except diamonds. There are 400 diamonds

A screenshot of the item menu in Tears of the Kingdom. There are really small quantities of everything except diamonds. There are 400 diamonds

You’ll pry the duplication glitch from my cold dead hands

2 years ago 6 0 1 0

Purposefully and strategically reskeeting my own poast multiple times in the same day.

2 years ago 26 1 1 2

“I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.”
Cool well I would so maybe shut up

2 years ago 3 3 0 0

I did my own research and it says here you’re a Bitch

2 years ago 5 1 1 0

If you’re someone who was following me on the bird site this is a reminder that my actual account here is now @dontgetkettled.bsky.social

This one is only for personal nonsense. And reskeeting occasional butt pics.

2 years ago 5 1 0 0

“I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.”
Cool well I would so maybe shut up

2 years ago 3 3 0 0

It does appear so

2 years ago 0 0 0 0
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Is there any fuckin good news anywhere right now

2 years ago 2 0 2 0

This is where the shitposter/riffer divide is clearest

2 years ago 1 0 0 0

Hey me too

2 years ago 1 0 0 0

Thank you!

2 years ago 0 0 0 0

Lmaooo

2 years ago 0 0 0 0
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Lawyer : Argues before SCOTUS

Clarence Thomas, holding up ipad :

2 years ago 2098 618 12 14

You can just ban horribly antiblack accounts without all the hand-wringing about free speech, it's super fucking easy

2 years ago 1028 242 12 11
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