“You all started it and we fucking finished it” - Virginia State Senator L. Louise Lucas

Me when I’m the first to show up to Grindr’s WHCD party

The State of New York feat. Sketchy Sex

The State of New York, featuring Sketchy Sex

Me when cuffing season ends and the temperature gets above 60 degrees

Michigan fans celebrating their NCAA Tournament win

No one:

Maryland drivers:

Marco Rubio has become the next Attorney General of the United States

Imagine if the astronauts aboard the Artemis II listened to RuPaul as they blasted off to the moon 🌕

Kristi, then why have you allowed drag shows in your own home, dear? #RepublicanHypocrites

Nowhere:

The 2028 Republican National Convention’s new bimbofication booth:

No one:

Kristi Noem’s husband since exploring his bimbofication fetish:

DC at 8am vs 8pm

Don't make unnecessary journeys, don't take risks on treacherous roads, and DON’T SWIM IN THE POTOMAC!

Me waking up to breaking news alerts in 2026

Kristi Noem reshooting her ad campaign when she goes back to South Dakota

Vindicated

*Trump strikes over seven countries, including Venezuela and Iran*

MAGA’s #NoNewWars crowd:

No one:

MAGA’s #NoNewWars crowd:

2026 in a nutshell

Most powerful moment at tonight’s #SOTU brought to you by Rep. Al Green

My manager: “You free for a quick call?”

Me:

Reuters: U.S. SUPREME COURT RULES AGAINST TRUMP'S GLOBAL TARIFFS ENACTED UNDER A FEDERAL LAW MEANT FOR NATIONAL EMERGENCIES

Happy #AshWednesday to those who celebrate

High of 55, low of 40 in DC this week after the Snowcrete cold spell

Me catching the Olympics every two years

NBC deletes Winter Olympics clips after misgendering trans skier NBC has issued an apology after its commentators misgendered skier Elis Lundholm at the Winter Olympics during his run.

NBC deletes Winter Olympics footage after misgendering trans skier www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/12/winter-olympi...

Gays before a Grindr hookup comes over

What do you mean Shun and Ilia are the top contenders for Olympic figure skating gold? Life imitates art. #HeatedRivalry

TIL Shun and Ilia are the top contenders for the 2026 Olympic men’s figure skating gold medal. Life imitates art. #HeatedRivalry