Also as a rule I tend to favor treasure stories where the treasure must be forsaken in the end so

It doesn't pass the Bechdel test or anything but it at least qualifies by virtue of having a >1 number of women in it, unlike the book

Treasure Planet gotta be the best Treasure Island adaptation right? If only because Jim's mom is an actual character that the narrative gives a damn about, like with a personality and everything

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Lawful good - Dr. Kleiner Neutral Good - NorthernLion Chaotic Good - Hbomberguy Lawful Neutral - Agent 47 Neutral - Sean Evans Chaotic Neutral - Sean Evans Lawful Evil - Highram Burrows Neutral Evil - Baron Harkonnen Chaotic Evil - Xehanort

bald white man alignment chart

Olive: [interrupting me because she owned someone in Mario Tennis] LETS GOOOO!!
Me:
Olive: No I was listening! Dr. McCoy would absolutely use your pronouns!

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social holy shit. i was just watching the cavs-raptors game and the ball fell out of the bottom of the basket. it was with 4:04 left in the second quarter if you can get your hands on a replay. the guy shot the ball, it went through the hoop, and then it straight up fell out of the net and onto the floor 2:11 PM • Apr 18, 2026 Everybody can reply v 57 reposts 6 quotes 6 quotes 814 likes 4 saves

i'm deleting this post. since posting it i watched some more basketball and it turns out this is pretty much always what happens

wafting up gently from the street below our window, a loud car horn and then, in reply, in the most beautiful classic new york accent I’ve heard in the wild in years, “you fuckin stoopid, bro?” live from new york, it’s saturday night!

meme with caption: "I may not show it"

this tweet is dedicated to a gay guyyyy

And you may lay to that!

Gonzo is so gender tbh

Peeing is an incredible miracle

Getting STONED for the first time in quite a while, gonna do a DOUBLE FEATURE:

MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND

&

TREASURE PLANET

Getting stomed

Resident Evil is real for dogs

strange dog

This dangerously close to infringing on my erotica character Gooper Sorry-o

eventually he was executed

🎶this is how legends are made🎶

I am sorry I am like this. I read the wrong Goosebumps books as a child and it all spiralled downhill from there.

That was me

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

tumblr post that says 'sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101'

modern day proverbs

you can literally just impeach all these guys. all you need is the votes. you don't even need a good reason

went to a dispensary to order something for my roommate. it turned out to be order #67 and the lady behind the counter had a 67 shirt and did the 67 thing with her hands when she rang me up. nightmare world

*almagamation, stoopid

A peer reviewed study shows a promising link between flu and shingles vaccines and a reduced risk of dementia. A heroin addict who cut off a raccoon’s penis for “further study” says these vaccines cause autism. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

I'm in the Epstein flight logs because I was standing on the runway giving a big thumbs down every time the plane took off