That's a good jar

I'm so glad that I don't live in this idiot's district any more.

The ancient meme has been summoned

Sorry I won't do it again

The only acceptable dem platform is "we will do what we failed to do in both Reconstruction and Denazification, brutally punishing everyone responsible and draining the billionaires into destitution to fund the 50 year program of fixing what they destroyed", and dem leadership is incapable of this.

I've been calling them the aughts since the aughts.

I tried to buy a couch for my bedroom because I've slept on couches for the last 20 years but it when it got delivered, it wouldn't fit down the hallway.

Magic the Gathering, I beg you, let me do a Boo card!!

I'm a little sad hearing about James Van Der Beek. Rules of Attraction might not be a good movie, but it was pretty formative for 16 year old me.

RIP

Til death do us part

Somewhere in-between queer leftist artist shitposters and British birders seems pretty spot on.

What's your favorite butterfly?

I'm moving to a new state for sort of the first time in my life. I've lived in the same 10 mile radius for 37 of my 40 years. I have alot of emotions about this.

Tony and Maria sing "Tonight" in the 1961 version of West Side Story

Katamari Damacy and Caves of Qud and the same game on different ends of the menus-parkour spectrum.

No, I will not explain.

Interesting. I was very Not Online during much of the early post-irony era. I had assumed it was a byproduct of clout chasing, rather than more controlled form of memetic eugenics. This is blowing my mind a bit, but it makes sense.

If I had done something different with my life, this would have been my dissertation.

Hang on, are people coming around to the notion that because of some sort of widespread memetic diffusion that happened around 2012, (coincidentally, the end of the world) irony was destroyed, leading to the rise of bronies, and the resurgence of nazis?

Hang on, are people coming around to the notion that because of some sort of widespread memetic diffusion that happened around 2012, (coincidentally, the end of the world) irony was destroyed, leading to the rise of bronies, and the resurgence of nazis?

I've seen the movie Beastly four times.

Sometimes I go to sleep early but wake up at 11 and I'm just like up

My one complaint about the Fallout show is that there's a character named Coop but it isn't the one played by Kyle MacLachlan.

This is just more stupid decorum. Miller would still own a telephone.

Same goes for text messages. Sometimes I didn't even forget but it's been like 36 hours and now it feels awkward.

Fortnite is gentrified MUGEN

Sorry this was a harsh review. I mean to say that the movie had some laughs but ultimately it was not for me.

C-

I watched the movie "Weapons."

It sucked.

C-

I one shot it. I'm not bragging. There were certainly other bosses and encounters that took me like 30+ attempts. It's interesting how different fights just click for different people.

All gardeners eventually become either scientists or witches.

Mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell