"This is an important thing to think about."

without a doubt sir, without a doubt...we might be fuc#3d

"If any of you in any way hate homosexuals, people of different color, or women, please do this one favor for us - leave us the f**k alone! Don't come to our shows and don't buy our records." - Kurt Cobain The Advocate, 1995

Mood, every single day.

Should be part of his next test.

So in just one week, you threatened to nuke 93million people in the Middle East. Then you didn’t. Your wife declares she didn’t know Epstein but she did. You sent your best team to negotiate a ceasefire while you and Rubio watched UFC. Then you endorsed Orban who lost?
Am I missing something here?

I feel like this should be a bigger story.

👀

Draft dodgers shouldn’t have the power to impose the draft.

I can attest for the water temperature in the Puerto Rico area. When i got into the beach water, it was way hotter than the ambient temperature. There is no way corals will survive this.

Except he also sucks balls, he sucks the whole package.

Dear international friends,

Do not travel to the United States this summer for the World Cup. It isn't safe for us, and it's absolutely not safe for you.

Sincerely,

An American citizen

What he says…

THIS SUMS IT UP AS WELL AS ANYONE CAN:

We are responsible for our elected leaders actions! We must hold them accountable. Do Not let this pass or it will get worse for everyone.

Iran hits back on social media.

The press continues to sane-wash an obviously INSANE American president. 😳👇

The fact that this went out and Congress hasn’t immediately convened for an emergency session show just how much trouble we’re in.

IRAN HAS BOMBED ZERO SCHOOLS AND ZERO HEALTH FACILITIES IN ISRAEL. ISRAEL AND THE US HAVE BOMBED 600 SCHOOLS AND 290 HEALTH FACILITIES IN IRAN. THE MEDIA FAILS TO CALL THEM TERRORISTS AND WAR CRIMINALS.

We’re the terrorists. We’re the bad guys.

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Trump undermined Legislative, forbidding Senators to work until SAVE America act is passed. Bypassing congress entirely. Now he undermines Judiciary. He's literally undermining the United States Government. We're watching Republican Political Party knock out the power & authority of U.S. Government.

A view of the night sky from Mars. (Yes, really)

Hey! If it is bankrolled by you, you are an accomplice...

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An adult man named Esoteric Jeff claiming The Onion would be out of business by 2025.

A series of other guys with names like Esoteric Jeff giving The Onion 12 months to live.

The Onion being named one of the most innovative companies of 2026.

Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.

Take away his money....what are we left with? nothing, just nothing

When you have a guy that covers everything in (fake)gold, why did you think he was going to lower the deficit? It's your fault

I trust his analysis on this situation.

If this continues this way, you better get in contact with your local farmers because we are going to need a Fallen Hands protest. No work until our demands are heard. If we don't work...no money flows and we hurt them more than us. They are rich because you buy stuff from them, you can stop it.

I’m just gonna leave this here…

h/t to @adammockler.com for pointing out this gem from 2016.