Washington's ghost is staring into the distance and thinking about influenza and smallpox at Valley Forge.

Looking forward to the Yankees and Knicks deciding this is the way to go, too.

[laughs in Seahawks]

mfer said "style" instead of "steal"

You know, I'm glad that we haven't found a way to automate copying and pasting words from one document to another but instead are creating robots that can run marathons and style art.

I made two doctors appointments with two separate specialists almost a month ago.

Both of them now need to be rescheduled.
1. the first because the specialist for that one will now be out of the office.
2. the second because the specialist for THAT one is leaving the practice.

Stopping at bleached or moving on to a different color?

I'm going to choose to believe that this is good

Is it good that I don't actually know who Hasan Piker is?

I read somewhere that over a third of the broadcast was commercials which, if true, seems like a lot.

If you don't tell her she's beautiful, some clown in the sewers holding a red balloon will.

I'll get back to bad jokes you can ignore soon. Don't worry.

Yeah this is in reference to his "hold the people who confirmed Kash Patel accountable". Which, btw, glosses over or outright ignores the Senate Dems who also confirmed him.

You do not, under any circumstances, have to give it to Hakeem Jeffries.

At least until he proves that he can hold a principled stance in years that aren't divisible by two.

But, but, but, he wrote this in Blank Verse! That means he's super intelligent

My favorite part of 4/20 is when we all gather around the Ganga tree and sing songs of the season.

Dude. Don't post this, it's fucking stupid.

I'm told that The Kids™ now think that weed is uncool.

Well, to them I say...

You're absolutely right. It IS uncool. Only I, a very uncool person, should smoke your weed.

Hand it over.

Naw, I'm pretty fucking stupid

To the point where Dems are trying to do THE EXACT SAME THING WITH ICE.

Like, WHY would they think it would work with the Gestapo when it didn't do anything with the regular police?

So ... That's a baby Cthulhu, right? Like, we all see it?

Stage managers. What you’re looking for is stage managers

Enternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

This meeting SHOULD have been a bong rip

Hey, folks, whatever you do, don't place a Polymarket bet on when you think someone will Luigi the CEO of Kalshi.

Since 4/20 is Monday, it actually a directive for the rest of the week, right? Right.

Since nausea is due to a access of acid, you need to eat something basic to neutralize it. Like soft soap.

On it, boss

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aight, it's officially released into the wild:

Do Not Give Me A Cigarette Under Any Circumstances No Matter How Much I Ask

is my first TTRPG; a short-playing solo journaling game about going out with your friends and struggling to hold strong.

free/pay what u want deerears.itch.io/do-not-give-...

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