Shorts today, shovels tomorrow. #nlwx #spring

For the record, I saw a gentleman wearing shorts today in Bowring Park.
Spring has sprung. #nlwx

Goals.

And it tastes like the paper it was drawn on.

They hired all these women to act as their scapegoats.

One of the best things about having a dog is that they celebrate absolutely everything. ❤️

April Fool’s Day? In this economy?

Carpet in the kitchen is an interesting choice.

Nothing more intriguing than a text that says “guess what?”

I love it so much.

This is my religion.

The Canada Post website must be stuck in Dieppe.

No one is coming to save you, womp
But no one is coming to stop you, whoop

Even my dog is fed up with it.

The pizza in Mystic Pizza looks just like the pizza from Topsail Road Pizzeria.
Perfection. 🍕

I shovelled every speck on snow off my patio this afternoon while the sun was out. It’s officially spring. 🌺

Brain: Don’t say it

Me: 😐

Brain: Don’t say it

Me: Snow’s takin’ some cuttin’.

Debbie Harry appeared in the Muppet Show on 25 January 1981. Robin's Frog Scout troop visits the show, getting in everyone's way backstage. They ask Debbie for help earning their punk merit badges, and she teaches them how to do the pogo. #Blondie #DebbieHarry

Up until 8 months ago, it had been 14 years since I engaged with single men as a single woman. Now that I’m meeting more men, the real ones make the shitty ones look like absolute clowns.
Cheers to the real ones, nice to meet you.

Eat your spinach folks. 😵

Can confirm.

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My mom sent me a link to this bookshop website that curates interesting and unusual books. Great looking selection, here.

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Airlines: “Oh you’re flying with us today, how wonderful!”

Also Airlines: “Wait. You brought luggage? We weren’t anticipating this and it’s going to cost you dearly.”

I dude let me go ahead of him today at the BANK of all places. Thank you sir.

Ate it up at Bowring Park today instead of working.
No regrets.

They’re playing Skid Row at the grocery store this morning. 18 and Life while I peruse the produce.

This day cooked me bad. To top it off, came home to find my neighbour’s adult son parked in the spot my 49 year-old ass spent the morning shovelling.
I could cry.

Took my (black) pants off before a bath tonight, only to discover a giant white fluffy feather embedded into the butt cheek. How long has it been there today? Am I feather-butt lady in the streets now?
Either way, I feel like this is a good omen.

The absolute accuracy of this.

Donald Trump holding a plaque that says “Little Lebowski Urban Acheiver”.