They're not lending libraries so I mean...yeah probably but not really

The most ''can I pay you in bits of string?" Ass industry of all time

That's called 69ing I believe but asking my wife if she wants to ouroboros sounds cooler

Don't know how

I have to hand it to Dan, he has an amazing talent to, at the same time, have his decision making appear completely checked out and not trying, but also meddling and overbearing

It's weird how MMO devs and communities don't recognize this as a bigger issue. Destiny 2 is one of the worst examples of this imo, you can be wasting time doing useless activities endlessly and have no idea why you're not progressing. Half the shit in the menus are basically spirit Halloweens

Unfortunately, after showing early signs of the opposite, the Mariners are continuing to still be the Mariners

No Moves-cels when you point out that players brought up in the farm system and resignings are still technically Moves and shouldn't be lumped in with team control players

I mean if you can read a few passages describing how it's a competition and say it's not an explanation of such I can't help you, WWE isn't for everyone which is fine but it's a sport

Your popularity, your casting, your ability to sell a character, to improvise, and your raw physical talent to do the stunts themselves, and blend all these elements into a cohesive persona that resonates with fans, makes each wrestler a genuine contestant in a sport.

This influences your popularity. Moreover your physical ability to do these stunts is variable, especially when you've been doing several over the course of an extended event. Not all events play out as what is scripted. Improvisation is a part of WWE kayfabe. This means not all wrestlers are equal

This is just uninformed. There is differences in physical capability between every wrestler. Big show could never do swanton bombs. Rey Mysterio could never do a choke slam. These physical characteristics influence what stunts you can do, and thus what performances you can do.

Also "they have real fighting if that's what you wanna see" dumb fuck if I wanted that I'd turn it on. What point even is that? "Oh you're watching the Pitt? They have footage of surgeries performed from start to finish if that's what you want" no I wanted to watch what I put on the TV actually

Is a stuntman an athlete??? Are you fucking dense??? Moreover do you find it unimpressive when watching cirque du solei performers contort through the air? Like what are we even talking about here

Imagine seeing people leap off of 20 ft ladders onto a table, snapping it in half, while flipping through the air, colliding with another person on impact, not injuring anyone involved and maintaining character for a performance the entire time, and being like "yeah that's not athletic at all"

Goddamit Rob how dare you begin the joyous adventure of parenthood at a time like this

WHERE THE FUCK WAS ROB REFSNYDER?? LOST IN A FUCKING POCKET DIMENSION??? DAN WILSON FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU DAN WILSON

Okay seriously what the fuck is wrong with the Mariners

Is this a 40 year old virgin reference?

Life is all about perspective. Sometimes you think "the Mariners are a mess I can't believe they're doing this bad out the gate" then you see a complete train wreck like the astros stumble in the door and it really gives you a new paradigm about just how bad it can get

Branded players will literally never let this deck die

The J.P. in Crawford's name stands for Jiant Penis

Fuck you

Correct? The Pope? What part of infallible are these protestant losers not understanding?

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LMFAOOOOOOO TRUMP YOU DUMB BITCH, YOU CANT BEEF WITH THE POPE