Drowning and unable to swim nbd

Hiding in the bathroom at work is my favorite part of the day

And it's not that I'm passionate about politics because honestly it's so exhausting - I just have this thing about people being treated equally and being treated like humans. But some people in this country just think that is so radical and it baffles me

I really don't give 2 shits about what a conservative POS thinks about me standing up for what I believe in, friends or family or not. People deserve to be treated like people and I will die on this hill

Wishing I could call off work to crochet the rest of the day

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Me af at work listening to the Wicked soundtrack

Going outside when it's this cold should be illegal

Ain't nothing like bringing the new year in with the flu 🙂 Happy New Year, everyone!

Men wanna claim they know God and then walk around acting like a damn fool 😹😹 if you know God so well, you'd know God don't like ugly lol

Go back to X where your kind belongs

Feast your eyes

Because You Live by Jesse McCartney has me in a chokehold every few months

I was suspended for a week on X for tweeting the orange man that I hope he has a horrible day and I hope he catches covid and honestly Elon can catch this fade for censoring me. I like this place much better

Okay I wanna know which of these old farts in band rehearsal smells like a diaper 🧐

Building so quiet I can hear my shoes squeak with every step

Me on Bluesky

Thank you, Salesforce! I passed 😁😁😁

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About to take my Salesforce Admin Certification exam for the second time and currently feeling like this

Jake Paul's nipples kinda freak me out

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Please, hold your applause