Billy broken leg, Stav broken arm. My sources of entertainment are all dying slowly. If Rick breaks something I'll have nothing left

@culvers.com my local Culver's removed mello yellow and now I'm sad. Is that a permanent change?

I just had to laugh at the thought of someone sincerely serenading their infant and having to avoid that lyric lol

they conveniently make you exit the optometrist with your eyes dilated right next to the beer and cheese curds

someone on IG was playing Money for Nothing on acoustic to their baby...weird way to start teaching them slurs but go off I guess

constantly fighting my wisconsin brain stem that tells me I should be drinking outside anytime it's over 60 degrees out

graphic designer: I made it look like a dick and balls - just like you asked for, boss!

Anyone need tickets for Dogs Playing Dead tonight in Ardmore?

Not feeling so great today. I have two that I really would like to put to good use.

Florida Man

a boy wearing a shirt that says ' spongebob ' on it is crying on a roller coaster ALT: a boy wearing a shirt that says ' spongebob ' on it is crying on a roller coaster

>Cherki with some fast footwork for a beautiful individual effort goal: 1-0

>seconds later Donnarumma fucks up in front of his own goal: 1-1

#city

Civ VI

I have a bunch of games I haven't played yet but I always keep coming back to this

it just hit me - I've noticed an increase in the smell around here too and I know exactly who it is!

the new maintenance dude who lights up a joint every time he steps outside

Did Nick mullen call you

East side of Madison things

Hell of a one timer

I did not attend. The big JBT fan who went probably won't remember much

Funny that's exactly what my wife was saying pacing the apartment angrily at 1 am!

wish garth was around to help

Not great. I at least got to go to bed. Wife had to stay up all night cleaning/laundry and making sure her friend didn't spew more. Ridiculous

That's about the only thing I can laugh about lol

It was fucking John Butler

wife's friend in town for a show got super wasted and puked multiple times all over our spare bedroom. Really thought most of us past age 40 could handle a Tuesday night out but...guess not.

This was the east side of Madison about 5:15. Round 2 firing up now...

well fuck...I was about 5 minutes away from being caught driving in this and thankfully missed it. My wife's parked car...not so lucky

Baby's got (no) sauce

Ugh same. this all really stems from my laziness lol

I really hate to admit it but I think I need to start eating breakfast.

Don't think I can run on coffee and *~vibes~* until noon anymore without snapping at a coworker

shoes...hmmm

these shoes were 7/8/9 for me and yeah... that Madison show did change my brain chemistry. Was really hooked after that