If I get replaced by an LLM, I won't tell anyone — but there will be signs. 🚀

johnny apple

I’m not sure why I’m getting such a kick out of this, but on my walk this morning, my foot slid on something laying on the sidewalk. Looking down, angry and expecting to see a pile of dog crap, I found, much to my delight, that for the first time in my life, I’d actually slipped on a banana peel.

PET COMMISSIONS are back! let me draw your pet!

🐈 $120 USD gets you 4 mini portraits of one pet
🐕 $140 USD for 4 small portraits featuring two pets (examples below for all)

email me at laceybrannen@gmail.com with subject line "pet commission" if you're interested, more details below:

sounds like a good one to reply with "i ain't reading all that. im happy for you tho, or sorry that happened."

Two dogs lay on a gray fuzzy rug, looking at the camera. Both are wearing Easter themed bandannas, and there are small stuffed carrots around their feet.

Rory, a medium sized red and white dog with light blue eyes lays on a gray rug looking at the camera. Rory is wearing an Easter themed bandanna and has stuffed carrot toys around his paw.

Finley, a light brown dog with darker brown markings or reddish nose and light brown eyes lays on a rug looking at the camera. Finley is wearing a hat with Easter bunny, ears on it and stuffed carrots surround his paw

Happy Easter friends! Did you have a good day? I hope so because we certainly did! It may have been raining but that didn’t stop us. There was a special breakfast, Easter pictures, an egg hunt, and a long walk at the park! 🧵
#DogsOfBluesky #Easter

🎶Morning has broken like the first morning
Blackbird has spoken like the first bird
Praise for the singing, praise for the morning
Praise for them springing fresh from the Word!🎶
Happy Easter! ☁️🌥️⛅️🌤️☀️

Jezenel the heeler pittie chowchow mix dog sitting and staring at me very intently. Shes a blue ticked/gray spotted dog with a black mask over her left eye and black ears. She's sitting with her rear legs at a weird angle and she's definitely trying to send psychic brain waves to make me drop some egg for her.

made the mistake of giving jezebel a little tiny piece of egg white the other day and now this is the look i get any time i eat an egg

kill -9 -1

Hope you enjoy my wee Seahose cloudthing! 😻☁️

Two truths and a lie about Seahorses:
1️⃣ Like human fingerprints, Seahorses have a crown that is completely unique to them.
2️⃣ Seahorses are magical. ✨️
3️⃣ Male Seahorses give birth by Sea-Section.

A pixelart study of water lilies painted by Claude Monet.

Monet's lilies
#pixelart

Networking for System Administrators: Defenestrated Edition for 1 April, I threw out the Windows

The Defenestrated Edition has passed $2000?

Dang it, now I have to ship them by flinging everything out the window!

mwl.io/ks

Michael's arms should become more fatigued since his posts were seen and actions were taken

Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with bright blue eyes and a big smile, plus a long morning shadow behind her in the grass.

goooood morning it is brisk and bright again, so we had a lovely loop around the neighborhood and visited some friends, shared some snacks, etc. so yes - you know it: Lucy Loved That Walk

a big white shepherd mix sits on the carpet in front of a TV. her mouth is curled up into a very McKayla Maroney not-impressed grumpy face, with her lip a little higher on one side of her snout and both jowls hanging low. her ears are gigantic, two upright triangles with warm pink skin on the inside that matches the center of her nose. one ear faces forward and the other is rotated out slightly.

This is Luna. She has a permanent grumpy face because she had distemper as a puppy. She has enormous ears because we assume one of her parents was a jackrabbit. Still 13/10 (IG: lunasmom13)

Big fluffy black and tan husky mix with bright blue eyes and a big smile; she is wearing a bright green raincoat with cartoon frogs - and she’s rocking it, if she does say so herself.

goooood morning it is cool and wet as heck, but we made some new friends and shared our snacks, so yes, in a world of interesting puddles: Lucy Loved That Walk

This is a great picture

Two big tan and white dogs cover a brown chesterfield. They snuggle on blankets and piles of pillows, oblivious to the world

Here you go

going to the fermentation store. does anyone mead anything

Sure, yeah, everyone agrees: sandwich is great. We know this. But. Stay with me here. Keep an open mind. What if: two sandwiches

STRANGER: Thanks for asking — I'm pre-AI.

SURVIVALIST: are you sure

STRANGER: 🚀 I'm 100% sure!

SURVIVALIST: *brandishes weapon*

PANEL 1: GRAMP, an older bald man with a grey mustache, stands against a dar background, bags under his eyes, cloud above his head, clearly stressed and tired. NARRATION: Friends, are you stressed? Overworked? Tired? Have you tried… PANEL 2: Against a bright background fading from blue to green to yellow, with sunburst lines, bright purple and blue text reads: …HUGGING A DOG? PANEL 3: GRAMP hugs OSO, the fawn pug. a small heart hangs between them, as sun burst lines shine behind them on a yellow background. Text: BENEFITS INCLUDE: - Oh man - So nice - And you can feel their little breath on your shoulder and it is THE BEST ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller

COMIC: Stressed? Tired?

this sounds like a bsky.app/profile/mrba... thing

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

Two photos of one cloud. 1 shows what the cloud inspired me to draw. My 1st Cloudthing was a helicopter on 10 June 2018 and I have been doing them ever since, some are old, some are new, some I spend 5 minutes on, some I spend 20 minutes on. Frivolous fleeting fun because why not. 😺☁️

Sky Woofer
🐶☁️

にぎる
がんぼるぞい

translation:
SQUEEZE

St Bernard resting with his big tongue hanging out between front seats of a car

Sebastian's having a chill morning

"Networking for System Administrators, 2nd ed" Kickstarter video YouTube video by Michael Lucas

Dang it, YouTube, why are all your suggested thumbnails of my Kickstarter video so ghastly?

Oh. Right. The video features my face. Not your fault, apologies.

youtu.be/ToNl7YxeyFk