someone get Taika Waititi and Rhys Darby on the phone, i have an idea…

Just carpool

Same

The heart knows what it wants. Sometimes love, sometimes a lil surgical procedure to keep on ticking.

this reads like a renaissance painting

Fuck

What if The Pitt: Night Shift is a 3 episode musical

#ThePitt
#spoilers
Fucking hell
That was maybe the best tv I’ve ever seen

I WISH SOMEBODY WOULD SWADDLE ME 😭

this show

Young pope Leo, undated but he appears to be in his teens or early 20’s

young pope leo looks like a ska scene regular who goes by Upbeat but no one knows his real name

Gimli: i never thought I'd die without trying some elf pussy Legolas: what about some elf bussy? Gimli: *inquisitive look*

Bsky's broken so nobody will see me post this

Someday you will again!

Thank you loml

Not everyone can pull off a shorts tan

They can do amazing things with hip replacements these days, and pinched nerves. I hope that you have a good care team and a way to make it happen 🫂🫂🫂

So anyway I bought a cello, I have a cello now 😍

This is the third time in my life I’ve committed to trying to become a decent cello player. But the first time I’ve had the resilience and patience to be fine with sucking before I improve

How I learned there’s a sbux ai

It’s a lovely tuna

Yes!

A few years ago aka a million years ago

Embroidery of a kereru bird. When I washed it, the orange on the feet bled onto the white and I felt it was ruined for a long time but now I feel like it has character

The WHAT weather vane from gravity falls done in cross stitch

Embroidery of a hand with an eyeball in the palm surrounded by vines. This one is from a pattern I purchased

I haven’t posted much of my art here, or any of it? Because it’s all from a few years ago. But I thought, what if I started to remind myself that I can actually do it? Here’s some stuff on my walls now

I love these so much

Tshirts with retro motocross logo

T-shirt with retro outdoors design that says explore

Tshirt with retro bike racing logos

Hey quick question, what in the late 80s/early 90s shitass uncle who smokes and goes dirtbiking aesthetic is going on with men’s fashion right now

But trust me I understand how possum, raccoon, and turkey are all more logical given the area. Tho there are apparently a shit ton of wild boars/pig hybrids in this region as invasive species

It was absolutely not any of those things. If I could describe the intensity of the sounds and the size of what was moving thru the brush… boar or larger

If I’ve learned anything from content creators, I understand I will need a chancla and some Vicks

My survival instinct is that of a final girl, not a white girl

Update: the brush doesn’t even look trampled. Starting to wonder if I am losing it or that maybe it was el chuy

😬

Photo of a beautiful cat looking devastatingly handsome next to a model of a nasa rocket

New current thematic Gizmo just dropped