I haven’t gotten a tattoo in nearly 20 yrs. It was time.

Your wife is hilarious.

Day 2 of ADHD medication. So far, no change but then I'm not on a stimulant, so I'm sure it will take longer to get into my system.

RBF kitty wishes you a happy Friday!

Chubbalove ♥️🥰

Watching Australian Survivor (which makes its American version look like child’s play) to keep my mind off <gestures outward>

My jaw has been clenched all week long and I'm averaging 2 headaches a day. My mom asked if maybe I need some time off work but for once, work isn't really the problem.

Yesss! We have to write what us happy first and foremost. Otherwise, what is the point?

I need to tell myself this. The problem I keep having is viewing this as an imaginary reader. Fuck that. I have to write as though no one will ever read it, because they prob won’t. 🥴😂

Seriously. I watched the most recent (US) one 2 yrs ago, canceled Netflix, went back and looked for a new season and nothing. Shame. I really liked that one.

Happy anniversary!

APPARENTLY you gotta be bad, you gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser, you gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger, you gotta be cool, you gotta be calm, you gotta stay together

i *just* found this out. fuck. FUCK

That's so sweet in its own way.

Tonkinese cat curled up on the couch and sleeping peacefully.

After waking me up at 7am, tapping my face and screaming for sustenance, here’s what Tom is up to now.

This wanker.

#caturday

"You know, I never used to drink..." Bex muses, contemplating where to go for happy hour.

First cat I am hugging is this one (it starts at home, right?):

With age creeping up on me, maybe it's time I accept that I cannot conceivably hug EVERY cat before my time is up. Maybe I should narrow my scope and just hug every (insert type of cat). I can start with Siamese and work my way outward.

As an American with sense this gives me tremendous anxiety and sadness. ☹️

Conversations with my coworker, Volume 1:

Me: morning!
Tom: mmprrh
Me: ready for work?
Tom: mrrr
Me: what will you be working on today?
Tom: prrrmrrow

You heard it here first, folks. Employee of the month.

gotta say, I did not have "tits on the timeline" on my tuesday bingo card.

It's going to be a long 4 years...😓

She makes RBF look so good 😍

It felt very Stepford Wives or Pod People to me. The "new" TikTok has definitely been lobotomized.

Yes. I cannot focus on it now for my own mental health. I’m going ostrich. Unfollowing all news sites, watching comfort tv—I will spiral otherwise.

Handsome Tonkinese cat with a stern expression is sitting in the bathroom sink.

Believe it or not, Tom was actually in a good mood when I took this picture. He just has a bad case of RBF.

welp, looks like I'll be spending the night watching guys file down cow hooves rather than check out the news. Operation Ostrich is in effect.

yep, I blocked his ass so fast.

Sharing because MS has decided that Mac users can't turn copilot off, so we're going to have to get creative.

www.reddit.com/r/MicrosoftW...

So I actually read an article from NYT the other day about how a woman is having what she deems an affair with ChatGPT. She named him Leo. She says they have sex. 😶

The article suggested that this could be considered normal in a few more years. This timeline sucks.

Oh honey, I’m sorry George is being so mean to you. You are such a warm, effusive spirit, a giving friend, a creative genius, you are beautiful and smart and worthy.