it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

documentary in which the Minions reenact their past atrocities in Indonesia.

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

D'Vana Tendi from Star Trek: Lower Decks in the game Tomodachi Life. she has the "go-getter" personality and is outgoing, sociable, optimistic, and passionate.

my roommate is playing Tomodachi Life and allowed me to make one important addition to their little island

this is part of why I really like To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar despite it being a very 90s movie with cis men playing trans women — it argues that the existence of trans women is fundamentally enriching to womanhood as a whole

my "I'm about to share something true and beautiful about the world" look and my "I am about to lie through my wretched teeth about the most inane nonsense" look are exactly the same. you see that twinkle in my eye, it could be anything. to truly know me intimately is to anticipate this trap.

this is going to sound deeply self deprecating, but something I sincerely love about myself is that all my closest friends do also hate me at least a little bit. I have a powerful ability to commit to the bit and say anything with a straight face, a source of constant low-level fear for them.

Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912) Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????

they're friends 💜

A catalogue listing for a plumbing component: Draw Off Cock Washer

Telling another cowboy to stand down:

Can’t believe we’re finally going to get to see the Mandalorian and Grogu together on screen. Star Wars fans have waited almost 50 years for this

there's nothing more luxurious during a long road trip than deciding to stop for a nice lunch at a sit-down restaurant instead of getting fast food to eat in the car, so I'd *love* a reason that I have to stop for an hour every once in awhile

as I understand it, the single biggest problem for Cocoa Press (the company that makes the chocolate printer wasn't the hardware itself, it was how to make extrudable chocolate that rapidly solidifies on a build plate and tastes good

Barilla definitely has a leg up in terms of having probably some of the very best Pasta Scientists in the world who understand the chemistry of how noodles are formed better than anyone, but this is *absolutely* a solvable problem using off the shelf parts for someone willing to put in the effort

a teenage detective comic

The Nazi guy used the R word too? Excellent work everyone. This guy is gonna be great for the country as we try to rebuild and extricate ourselves from Trumpism. Fucking hell

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

simile_enjoyer42: i love my pedantic gf like a bee loves honey

pedanticgurl_4_life: bees dont necessarily love honey they just make it

every single person backing it at that level is looking forward to listing their various Kickstarter-exclusive sealed boxes on eBay for like $5000. and hey, maybe this *won't* be the last flash in the pan Kickstarter TCG before the bubble bursts

Baby Steps Developers React to 7 Minute Speedrun YouTube video by IGN

amazing run. I was authentically astonished!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQx_...

BBC ANNOUNCER VOICE: Lewk. Layer. Hann. And of course Chyewbacker. You’ve seen their many travails through the coz-moss at the cinemah

"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time

the scene in the book where he gets the UN on his side is just him reciting the names of every member country in alphabetical order, and tbh I'd actually like to see Trump try that

Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.

here's something to think about: yuri-ting bacon

A TV screen showing the Janus Films logo, but the text instead says Anus Milfs. This joke is aimed directly at my cinephile oomfs who would be familiar with Janus, and is intended to cause them psychic damage.

me before an MRI

she is a whole inch longer now

didn't mean to end up with 101%, but you know what? kpop demon hunters is donkey kong 64 now