This app must become more and yet less misogynistic than you can possibly imagine

Beating without rhythm and attracting the worm #YouKnowTheVibes

a black and white photo of a woman in a floral dress . ALT: a black and white photo of a woman in a floral dress .

That boymom moment you realize he got his grandfather’s d*ck genes 😭

Can you post Skip Westcott fancam next?

Also lmao

Sometimes when I think of a good comment for my poop on the poop tracker app I get too excited about it and type it in the Location section instead of the Comment section teehee >:) (pees a little bit on my exposed feet)

Just watched a particularly Clipse-coded episode of Firefly

Mao, by Andy Warhol, 1972

This was never supposed to be a thing that happens. It’s like looking at god’s corpse

Y’all ever seen a moldy Twinkie before. I have. For the first time. Today. Mortifying

Not to say I post anyway, but whatever

Chudwatch era is over on the Nazi app. Less activity, but an uninteractive void to post into feels more cozy

Nothing else happening discourse-wise on this app so I can only assume this post is about the Blue Jays

What the hell? What the Helly Reichardt? What the Heliantte???

Haha yeah let’s give the new PCW exactly one screening in the least flexible theater at our disposal. Fucking bullshit

Oh and he also shat his pants

I’m like those elementary school coding robots you gotta tell to turn 90°

I’m like those elementary school coding robots you gotta tell to turn 90°

I have literally seen no other mecha anime. Not even Gurren Lagan

Whenever I am drunk I am but a pilot of my own body. I’m one Shinji Akami except I’m not a fucking egg

I will marry them anyway. You cannot stop me

Also “fascism” autocorrected to “fascinating” what’s up wt gang?????

I’ve been posting on the fascism app but put that condom in your ear and fuck what you heard

U just gotta move like water on here I suppose

Be the change you want to see in the world

This app doesn’t quite know how to exploit me yet. I love it

Wonder if my banner will get flagged on this app or not…

Feels weird having a username that isn’t entirely removed from myself. I feel naked here