I have to say it-
Things really haven’t been the same with the gnomes since “The Great Orb Shattering” of 1684…

A near miss since my homunculus pushed me towards to trap- thankfully he’s a little bit too weak and I managed to roll away from it in time

Comment which traps I passed and I will tell you how I overcame them…

Long tunnel with light at the end. The brick walls and large floor tiles are wet from moisture.

Mine compatriots have tossed me to the dungeon- I however have been fortuitous and found the exit!

Wait you guys have horrors?? I haven’t seen any around…

… very…

mine gods…

Duck upon a pond

Mine head hurt… where am I…

Mine scroll of doom must conclude, for night is soon to become day once more…

The urge to open AO3 at mine court and reading the ancient texts in the meeting with mine archmagus be unreal…

enlighten ✨
wip oil on canvas
#oilpainting
#traditionalart
#enlightenment
#surrealism

The Unseen Crab Wizard is at a rave where Sandstorm by Darude is played

What did she mean by this?

Unseen Crab Crying

oh crustacean...

Wait- how was i supposed to drink it?...
Might be onto something here...

The label did start to illuminate the room in an intimidating red once i got it poured on myself..

Frankly i feel like crab(p)

I have just the thing!

*gulp gulp gulp*

I'm having a hard time seeing... and this place kind of smells funny-...
What happened?

Though time spent as beetle has been enjoyable- mine cares washed away by natures bliss, i wish to return to humane form...
Anyone have a potion for such frivolous and foolish wishes?

For real though get vaccinated if you need it, I'm getting vaccinated against TBE since im travelling to a risk area soon :)

Letting you all know that i passed the clerics tower today,
Had to join in for the cause, even as a beetle, i will contribute to herd immunity...

Lords and celestials have mercy upon me…

Mine court hath summoned me- a small merchant before me…
He hath not the thought-
Ere’ claim the enchanted merchantile scales doth naught work..
Mine utterances leave me:
“Thy arcane sending stone must be plugged in to work…”
Hope I get more than 5 silver for this…

Mine apostel turned me into a beetle…

Ere hath 8 fingers and will be on mine gate soon enough…

"This was a triumph...
Make thou notation, Enormous success,
Thou might find it challenging to overcome mine satisfaction..."

Me after drinking it: