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Posts by Mardukian

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the twin outlooks, never forget

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The account holder — white, bearded and 49 — sitting in sunlight

The account holder — white, bearded and 49 — sitting in sunlight

“No matter what I do with my hair, it keeps falling in this really chic way.”
— Fleabag

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I don’t even own a copy, I’m definitely going to have to remedy that.

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a cartoon of a rabbit with the words aww shucks written above it Alt: a cartoon of a rabbit with the words aww shucks written above it

Thank you, I appreciate it 🥰

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Two pig dice

Two pig dice

I can’t believe they’re playing Pass the Pigs on Parlor Room. My family played this so much when I was a kid and I totally forgot about it

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Nintendo will rue the day they gave me access to this game.

17 hours ago 12 1 1 0

Without you here for me to love bomb it’s just me wandering around the house telling the dogs how much I love them hourly.

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Any ideas what you’re leaning towards?

21 hours ago 1 0 1 0

Try it for a week and let me know. It’s cringe but it helped me 🤷‍♀️

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I used to have a lot of negative self talk. I started by turning every negative self talk into a pep talk: “alright you lazy POS time to gym” became “how cool that we get to push ourselves and use our body” and now it’s become a default, I treat myself like a teammate rather than an adversary now.

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Th amount I do it is probably insane but it helps me get through the days

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a man in a suit and tie is looking at himself in a mirror . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is looking at himself in a mirror .

Sometimes I give myself pep talks before I can do anything. They just happen spontaneously. Today’s was “babe, you’re good at your job, and your life, let’s do it”

And I’m not sure exactly what being good at my life means but it helped.

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bob 's burgers bob laying on a couch with a girl in a pink hat Alt: My life is more difficult than anyone else's on the planet and yes im including starving children so dont ask: said by gene belcher lying on a couch

I love having a wide and varied toolset but changing the keyboard shortcuts across programs kills me, the amount of times I hit X (the blender delete shortcut )in Figma is diabolical. Or the amount of times I hit ⌘ Shift { In Figma (The illustrator sink to bottom shortcut). It might actually end me.

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What a cute name! Good to know, although I’d never touch a bug, not because I’m scared of them but I don’t want to get in their space. They’re not doing anything but chilling, I’m not going to kill their vibe.

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Thank you! I had no idea what they were called

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And they change so much under different light. Honestly hung out with them for longer than is probably normal yesterday.

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Just one?

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Mandy muse alone in the vip

Mandy muse alone in the vip

You in your own private Bluesky:

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A bright beetle on a leaf

A bright beetle on a leaf

A bright beetle under a leaf

A bright beetle under a leaf

I found a family of pretty beetles living amongst my eggplants. I don’t even eat that many eggplants, I hope they enjoy them.

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You need to know what they are so
you can participate in conversation!

From the outside yer Barry’s seems a bit culty but maybe I’m just bitter that we don’t have one and I’d be the perfect candidate to take a second mortgage out on my house to afford their classes

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God I feel
Old I had to define baby girl and now that I’ve seen it I agree:

Babygirl refers to a man who is both attractive and charmingly sensitive (or brooding/self-possessed/quirky)

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Barry’s is the gym all the gays do. Hyrox is the new fitness craze it’s not like CrossFit in any way other than everyone doing it needs to tell you that they’re doing it. I’ve mostly seen finance guys, tech people and unhappy straight couples doing it.

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I’ve always thought of you as outgoing, and would have been very hard pressed to describe you as shy 👀

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Every time I pull the tower it feels like it’s been launched at me as a personal attack 💥

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I’ve been so reluctant to do any non furry puppets because stitch work is so much more important on those and mine is… not good. Maybe this would be the dumbest/greatest reason to get good at it. Also for me to practice Channing Tatums Gambit accent 🤔

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A spring loaded tarot box sounds terrifying. The only thing worse than drawing The Tower is having it flung at you from a spring loaded tarot box 😂

Gambit is the only person who can get away with flinging cards at people I fear.

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Same 🥲

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I love this option because I'm not great at it which means theres very little pressure on the outcome.

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I don't use them for anything, they're cute little desk decorations and thats it. Sometimes I love to have project that has very little purpose
I would a) sharpen my 3d modelling skills, b)sharpen my character design skills and c)streamline 3d printing post processing.

So I guess thats the purpose?

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