Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

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Fucking love this. Israel does not get to bribe our governments into enforcing its fascist genocidal bullshit.

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It's funny that the usual solution to inflation is just "Keep poor people poor" by raising interest rates. It's almost never "Stop rich assholes and monopolies from driving up their prices".

We need more Zohran Mamdani's in the world.

Prepare to be called an anti-Semite because of the long nose...

NOW: B52 bombers are literally in the air on their way to Iran and hundreds of thousands of Iranians are in the streets waving flags and surrounding bridges & power plants.

Difficult to imagine this has any precedent in modern warfare.

(🎥 Al Jazeera)

Ahh yes, the OceanGate Titan method. What could go wrong?

It's hilarious that it feels like you undersold the crazy here...

The Israeli government are murderers... and they know they can get away with it.

What a fucking world we live in.

Someone should tell Donald Trump about the metric system.

He could instantly lower petrol prices, cut obesity and be the proud owner of a ten centimetre penis in one executive order.

A fake label slipped into place on a shelf in a Sainsbury’s supermarket. It’s designed copying the house style exactly, but the price has been replaced with the date of the Palestinian Nakba. The product info has other information. Apartheid hummus Buying this product helps support genocide. Since £19.48 The year of the Nakba Israel has killed 20,000 Palestinian civilians in the last 2 months Search #BDS for more info.

New improved shelf labelling at Sainsburys

Haha I had the sound off and I still knew in my bones what the track was going to be.

This is not that uncommon. I remember when I went to Russia there was a definite two tier payment scheme for just about everything. But that doesn't mean it was a good thing...

Time to bring this old Soviet joke back:

A man buys a newspaper every day, glances at the front page, curses, and throws it away.

Eventually the seller asks him: "why do you just look at the front page?"

"I'm looking for an obituary."

"But those are in the back!"

"Not the one I'm looking for."

So much this. I thought for so long that having good ideas was all you needed. But everyone's got good ideas... So very, very few of them live to be anything more than an idea and knowing how to find the needle in the haystack is everything.

Mine was apparently starting at a Yakuza on a Tokyo train for hours. I was on an exchange program as a student and not used to a 2 hour commute each way and was totally out of it. My host was like "Why were you staring? He was Yakuza!"

I had zero recollection of it.

The Olympic bronze medal bad winner meme of the guy celebrating for coming third but it's Pauline Hanson and she's in tenth place because her shitty party of dickheads has only managed to win one seat so far in the South Australian election.

The tendency with stuff like The Metaverse is for the people who championed it to tell a story when it fails about how it seemed like a good idea at the time, nobody foresaw how badly it would fail, etc. It's important to remember none of that is true. Everyone saw in real time how stupid this was.

There just might be karma in the world after all.

The first novel he wrote on it, Bomber, might also be one of the most depressing books I've ever read. Literally every one in it except maybe the biggest assholes in the whole story get utterly fucked over.

Clearly he was an author way ahead of his time.

Breakfast Club

There's an excellent comment on the YouTube video for once.

"This is like hiring someone to lick all the flavour off a potato chip before you get to eat it." -Wallrod

For too long, goatse man was just an awful meme. Little did we know he was just training for this very moment...

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

Reminds of the poor monkeys given a horrific facsimile of a mother to cling to in order to test how they in turn would be as parents. Fucking awful.

Comic. [Person with microphone in front of three people standing behind their own desks with drawers and a round box on top. The boxes of the first and last are shaking with their lids slightly raised.] PERSON WITH MIC: And now, for the final round, you have each been given a skunk with a hangover and chewing gum stuck to its fur. You have 30 minutes. Good luck. [caption] The Home Remedy World Championships

Home Remedies

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China: Do nothing. Win. USA: Kidnap Maduro Spend 8 trillion on the War on terror Ignore International law Orchestrate coups Threaten Canada Kill Soccer Moms Destroy NATO Kill 1+ Million people Destroy the Middle East Blame everything on China Use-Nazi Slogans Threaten Greenland Lose.