Your first sentence reminded me of Derek Bell circa 1997 & 98. So many completely unnecessary “blue star” plays from that guy.

Kelsey Grammar/Frasier Crane is the easy choice, but my heart will always belong to Bebe Neuwirth/Lilith Sternen.

Sounds like a 40-man roster management problem.

Who is in charge of that?

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Javier, at least, will not be eligible to return before June 9.

I'm taking the over.

My people.

I think it’s probably insofar as it embarrasses Trump. Because, it’s all about him.

Evidently, people think Trump abhors drunks.

How Hegseth got employed if that’s true is beyond all logical comprehension.

Not that anyone should expect it to get there, but the discovery should be fantastic on this.

I’m very sorry for your loss, and I’m sorry any of us have to care about RFKJr’s opinions on anything.

It was dumb luck that I walked into the back yard when I did. The possum was just swimming in circles, and couldn’t navigate getting to the edge and getting out.

My wife went into nurse mode and dried it off and held it to warm it up. I had to explain why adoption was out of the question.

I saved a juvenile possum's life last night.

And I really would like that karma to kick in soon. I have some thoughts.

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I've seen Spamalot a couple of times. Being a Monty Python fan helps, but it's fun and funny on its own merits. My wife, she whose eyes automatically roll out of her head at the mere mention of dead parrots or lumberjacks on my part, had to admit she had a good time.

Oh goody. Yainer gets to bat again…

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"Knows"

"You guys need some new material" from someone who is still bitching about something that happened nearly 10 seasons ago is rich.

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This has nothing to do with the Astros at all...

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Given Rob Manfred and MLBs acquiescence to the Trump Administration policies, is it any surprise that this season's Jackie Robinson Day was one of the least promoted in memory?

Mamie Eisenhower was Kyle’s Mom? 🤯

Dana Brown doesn’t. Or maybe that just applies to Hunter…?

Is it just me, or does Todd Kalas seem more easily confused this season than in the past?

I know it’s against the Rockies, but damn did the Astros need a quality start tonight, and Arrighetti delivered.

Could use a dozen more runs to bullpen proof this one.

Great minds?

I know the world‘s going to absolute shit, but the 80s kid in me had a happy moment at the shoe store.

So I have that going for me.

Well, you know, he probably "didn't see that" or "hadn't read that."

You are wildly underestimating the percentage and raw amount of Evangelical Christians who think that Catholics aren't just "not Christian" but in fact, the "spawn of Hell".

Just tuning in at 3:45. Are we losing yet?

Yes. We are losing yet.