When you already have low expectations the simplest thing makes it looks like you’re not so bad. It’s like a baby walking. Everyone oohs and ahhh when they do it for the first time, but mf I do it everyday. Where’s my applause?

I PUNISH YOU TO DRINKING ORANGE JUICE AFTER BRUSHING YOUR TEETH FOR 2 WEEKS!

TRUMP GOT ELECTED?!!

What if you like

🫳🫳🫵

Pedophilia so bad they got pedophiles catching other pedophiles on some blacklist type shit

Cooking with kyaaa! 💕 Cooking with kyaaa! 🥰 Cooking with kyaaa! 😍

Knew this country was going to shit when chick fil a workers don’t even say my pleasure anymore

Idk how people be having kids. I still dropping my phone

This is extended summer we’re living in

Lemme see

What if one day I

This might as well be called extended summer, because it doesn’t even like fall

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Deleted twitter for good. Full time skeeter now I guess

Hopefully. Turned into a alt right website as soon as he took over

Fuck, now we gotta see more of Elon

real