Well, it’s better than the alternative

This is some Carlos Lee era crap.

Made the mistake of getting an UberX vs Uber Comfort. Now I’m in a minivan that is shaking and rattling like the space shuttle on reentry.

They do. Easier to just embrace it than be let down over and over for 5 months.

a man with rings on his fingers is making a gesture that says i give up ALT: a man with rings on his fingers is making a gesture that says i give up

That’s enough Astros for the night

Temu Giles

The BUS after games was like Thunderdome

Early 2000s invasion of MMP by Cards and Cubs fans was diabolical.

Playing for the Astros is akin to being a drummer for Spinal Tap.

I’d be happier if they got rid of Dana Brown

Me texting my concerns about this Astros team

The DL is screaming for Abreu

Super rich northeast real estate guy, who thinks he could buy a team and cash in. Totally disconnected from the city and only cares about one day flipping the team like he bought a distressed asset.

The Dynamo and their shitbag owner are an absolute disgrace. Legit one of the worst run sports franchises in the country.

75 win team at best. Tear it down and start over, with someone other than Dana Brown.

At least they moved on from discomfort.

ClubLife

It kills me. He is like Kevin Nealon from the SNL sketch, Mr No Depth Perception

Today’s Astros game is much more fun than yesterday’s version. #Astros

Gabriel Jesus has turned into Gabriel Sterling

160 Rare Parrots, I’m much more interested in that than his hedge-fund.

😍😂

Godspeed, Artemis.

This is so awesome.

Yordong in a…

Why is there a giant hole in the side of the Crawford Boxes.

This is an old fashion booty whoopin. #Astros

Play ball!