Shiiiiit, Chappell Roan over here!

I didn't know that you were making album covers now.

U, bb 😘

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I just don't got the juice to play older games anymore. I really liked that the FF7 remaster (not the remake) had built in cheats you could use with the press of a button.

Got banned from Twitter again. This time for a tweet almost a month old. This was my response and the original which is apparently totally allowed.

Cuck bucks

Trees are fucking

Already building that Halloween playlist 😎

Donkey Kong Bananza has beat out Death Stranding 2 for my most anticipated game this year.

screenshot reads: Nevertheless, while attempting to show off Starlink’s in-flight WiFi capabilities while onboard his private jet over the weekend, Musk streamed himself playing some PoE2 on the hardest difficulty, which was broadcast live on X. The DOGE chief was, predictably, terrible at the game, but that was the least of his problems—Less than five minutes into the stream, a player logged on and asked Musk if he could “please jerk off mr trump so he dies of a heart attack.” It only got worse from there. For the next hour and a half, Musk sat in stony-faced silence and blasted techno music while dozens of users with names such as ELON_IS_A_PEEDOPHILE and ELON_MUSK_IS_PATHETIC repeatedly spammed the chat to tell him “YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND YOU WILL DIE ALONE” and “YOU WILL ALWAYS FEEL INSECURE AND IT WILL NEVER GO AWAY.”

lmao www.thedailybeast.com/elon-musk-ra...

Don't worry about them bitches. Let your heart rate.

How it smells like outside right now:

MAGA!

Sometimes in this fast-moving and complex modern world, it’s hard to know what’s right and what’s wrong. But here’s a handy rule of thumb: If you are ever on one side of an issue, and Sesame Street is on the other, YOU’RE the bad guy.

Always thought it was crazy that the free running was its defining trait considering it just never works.

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Monster Hunter Stories right now:

The art of Japanese illustrator Nagaoka Shūsei (1936 – 2015)

I'm so non woke i don't remember the names of any women i meet.

Whoever i see something woke i get so scared. No joke. I've had to through away all of my child's crayons because of how the colors were arranged

My daily view is the fucking The Last of Us-core and It's so woke. 😭

This is my impression of a French man catcalling a woman:

Hey baby! That's a nice baguette you've got there! Hon hon hon!

google search "jobs that survived the great depression"
google search "how much experience to become a mob goon"
google search "goon jobs near me"
google search "goon jobs near me entry level"
google search "goon internship near me"
google search "how to get experience being a goon not horny kind"

That's like half of what I paid for it

It is! Must reassess.

For Sale:
Half eaten, forgotten about, nasty ass Baja Blast Doritos

Don't lowball me. I know what I've got.

Who up yanking and pinching their ding dong?

Lea Seydoux and Norman Reedus should never kiss. And they absolutely should never kiss in a video game.