To quote Pierre Poilieve to his mouth breather constituents "Big truck go vroom vroom"
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Every morning the cardinal pair who are nesting nearby sound like they are shouting "squirt, squirt, squirt" and I love it 🥰

Boop 💝

And judging

My daughter said she wanted it and I said I was not dropping $700 for a new console. When she said it was for the original Switch I got it. She played it the whole weekend and even invited her friends over to start their own islands on her alt accounts. They had a blast.

Rivendell books in Barrie Ontario has a good website too 📖💝

Star Trek V: the Final Frontier.

Don't let your brother become a space hippie or he might join the wrong cult.

To be fair, a helicopter could have delicately placed the car in that position before the news got there 🤫

It will be John 11:35 and he will still misread it.

There it is 🤣

Nah nah, this predates them by a few decades. Not saying they are innocent, just pointing out this has been a running joke since the 90's.

Don't worry, if she is rich enough, she can just claim it was an accident and get off with a warning when she kills someone.
Seems to happen a lot in the land of the free.
Everything is legal for a price.

Don't feed the trolls.

"Do you watch p0rn?" works too

Humble Premier buys private jet second-hand QUEEN'S PARK - Salt-of-the-earth Ontarian Premier Doug Ford acknowledged that the province had made the ultimate sacrifice of getting him a used private jet for the discounted price of just $28.9 mill...

Humble Premier buys private jet second-hand

Anyone else just notice that Jared looks a lot like Barron 🤔

Leopards licking their whiskers

The tiny, delicate sniffs to check out this helpless little guy, followed up by warm cuddles squeeeee
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Sorry, just one of my favorite insults 🤣

"I hope your dildo has fresh batteries so you can go fuck yourself"

Legal for a price, in this case it is a bargain for Amazon.

I was hoping the Orange one had passed and it broke the servers with celebration.

It will go down for maybe 2 weeks tops, then the oil companies will just cause prices again, but keep more of it.

Bonne Maman jam is the best.

Weirdly enough my go-to is a Big Mac combo with a Coke. I am not a big fan of McD's but for some strange reason my illness affected body craves it. Maybe its the fat and salt.

Ford likes his photo ops so some hospitals are getting a capital boost, but the yearly budgets have been cut. So bigger hospital with less staff.

I work at 2 hospitals in Ontario and our leader just cut hospital funding while increasing funding for his highway projects that wouldn't be needed if they had better public transport.
We got a funding boost during Covid but they are clawing it back now. Guess less people are getting sick here 🤨

Not a very good one. She seemed so done with it. She said she maybe voted for him and had no opinion on transgender sports, like that is supposed to be a topic anyone cares about in today's economy.

Somehow I doubt having an old woman who still has to work for Doordash and needs no tax on tips stumping for you is the flex they think it is.

Ooo good call back 🖐