Star Trek and snoring time, people. Going with Heart of Glory, cause I like TNG's take on Klingons.

This is utterly fantastic! I've been crocheting since I was 8, and this is one of the coolest crochet sweaters I've seen. (Is the pattern available online?)

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

Or just vote no regardless.

Why keep acting like there are any reasonable republicans? Promises mean nothing from these lying fascists.

✅️ eat a good breakfast
✅️ apply to saved job
✅️ cope with migraine
☑️ nap on couch
☑️ stop feeling like crap about myself

Hey, sexy mama. Wanna kill all humans?

Them neither.

My cat is currently eschewing his assortment of felt mice, plastic springs, corks, jingly balls, nerf darts...

for a dried out old chickpea he fished out from under the stove.

Astringent. Like witch hazel, or eucalyptus.

Karl Urban as his third Xena character, Caesar, flanked by helmeted guards.

Over Caesar's shoulder, we see Pompey considering pulling his sword, while Xena keeps her typical cool.

Ha! I love it. Now the Xena episode that's on is a Caesar and Pompey episode. Rome lives.

I used to do 10pm Friday night supermarket trips, cause in the modern folklore that works. ("You mean you forgot cranberries, too?")

I mostly keep trying so I can claim I tried. I am beyond convinced there is no point for me. Too old, too tired, too sick of accommodating people.

But back when I was your age, young whippersnapper... 😄

Screengrab of my Bluesky feed showing: Jane Espenson: "Banana pudidng. Underrated" Conan Quotes: "Let me not die in hunger..."

Because you should get to see how your post atrived in my feed:

I feel you, keenly. I went to a living history museum yoday to watch an 1880s baseball game. I got forced out of my seat by a rude family, and didn't get brave enough to ask the baseball guy about the pitcher's cool pickoff move.

But I went.

Danny Kaye looking like he might put a whoopie cushion on Mark Antony's chair.

"Come Antony, and young Octavius, come. Revenge yourselves on little old me."

The great John Gielgud, in some kind of pouffy red hairpiece, stands before James Mason's Brutus.

Watching the 1953 Julius Caesar. The wig they've got John Gielgud in has him looking like Danny Kaye, and I cannot even.

We were in a heavy plane zone, too!

Um...what?

1880s rules barehanded baseball was played in northern NJ today. Cool to get to see.

Ohoto of a bunch of sheep, including lambs, under a manger-type thing in a green field.

Made some friends.

Nice day for a game.

If only I could do the front and back flips!

Photo looking rown at a brown tabby cat on a charcoal rug. His body is positioned in a way that looks very much like the shape of an eggplant.

Saturday morning yoga, and Sam settles into a picture perfect Penis Pose.

Nah, you've just got the Elliot-on-a-humid-day bouffant going on.

"Suspect was apprehended at her home early Saturday morning. She requested coffee and informed police that since it wasn't Wednesday, the stabbings had been legal."

I am women. This is true.

Puppah!!!

Hahaha! Yeah, I took a request for a meeting with a recruiter for a company that's being sued for fraud. I was excited to practice my "asking tough questions" skills. But the company ended up cancelling with the recruiter. Oh well! 😂

Being rejected by people you didn't like for a job you didn't like should feel like, "whew, dodged a bullet."

So why instead does it feel like, "omg, even the dysfunctional place doesn't want me." 😢

Sometimes you really do have to put on your “I know you fucking lying” eyes.