It was silly back in the day when a dev
would post âhey I coded StackOverflow in a weekendâ or âI coded the Google Search last weekâ and time has not improved that argument/brag.
Posts by BadCipherCodes
So FYI, First Alert Carbon Monoxide Detector has a red backlight as standard, not just when it detects elevated carbon monoxide.
Tonightâs adventure brought to you by an end of life carbon monoxide detector that started chirping, a replacement that glowed red, and a visit from the fire department.đ€Ł
Itâs 5 pm somewhere đ§đ
In this case about 6 months and a feature requestâŠ.
The distance between âthis code is clever and elegantâ and âthis code is crapâ is shorter than it appears.
Best #StarTrek crew, wrong answers only.
So they act like printers now đ€Łđ
Still mad about the Silverlight rug pull how many years later đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
As someone who got started in enterprise line of business applications, this post from @jsnover.com brings up some painful memories.
www.jsnover.com/blog/2026/03...
Male supremacists Joel Webbon and Wesley Todd want women to âshut up.â
I wrote about this and the abuser politics on the right.
www.liberalcurrents.com/abuser-polit...
Why yes if an AI enabled attacker breaches the firewall and we go have a loaded shotgun next to our servers for rapid decommissioning.
This is part of our new SOC5 protocol. Didnât you the documentation I sent out?
Yes sir, the NSA is decrypting our web traffic and sending it to Alpha Centauri systems. I will prepare the one time pads immediately đ«Ą
No sir, we will not adopting that security feature because you are worried about aliens from Area 51 hacking our hardware.
Yes sir, we will add extraterrestrial hacking attempts to our threat model.
The worst conversations are with people who understand maybe 50% of a given topic but assume they know way more and start making really strange assumptions. đŹ
Advertising sign for Delve during RSA saying "Your CISO's cardiologist will thank you." Spoiler: they will not
Delve claims "Your CISO's cardiologist will thank you." Spoiler: they will not.
www.inc.com/ben-sherry/t...
But as Prof. Haraway taught us, there is no "god trick", no view from nowhere. The only way to do good scholarship is to embrace, acknowledge and speak from one's actual positionality.
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Nate Cavanaugh has gone viral recently for his taped deposition about DOGE eliminating "DEI" grants.
He's also a key figure in our story from last year. We found that he helped expose a sensitive Afghanistan program, leading to a brutal Taliban crackdown.
The second most brutal Irish curse Iâve ever heard, in case you were wondering, is go scrĂobha do scĂ©ala bĂĄis le fual na blĂĄthnaide gallda. It means âmay your obituary be written in weaselâs piss.â
Didnât Socrates say something about âthe unexamined life is not liveable for a manâ a couple of years before Freud đ€Ł
Some days it feels like we are truly living in an age of madness when ânowâ is the only thing that matters.
You know dam well why your boss ONLY wanted those updates via Signal and why Signal wasnât on the list of approved apps. You canât claim ignorance of how technology works when that is why you got hired at DOGE.
My first introduction to differential privacy (awesome topic btw) at Defcon was proceeded by a commercial from Google talking about their creepy ability to detect if a restaurant or other public venue would be busy at a specific time. Creepy as all get out and the antithesis of privacy.
We had one marriage in our WOW guild and a bunch of married couples. Sigh when I could stay up till 2 AM for raids đą
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Not too good to be true, but definitely too early to victory-lap. The recent âuniversalâ respiratory vaccine paper thatâs getting attention is a mouse study, published in Science. It used an intranasal formulation that did not target one specific pathogen.
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...