you’ll know it’s a real turkey tail if it gobbles when you try to pick it

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image of jd vance with a lollipop, propeller hat, and fat cheeks

THIS is the REAL jorkindaPEANUS vance. How does this make you feel?

God, I can't describe how passionately I dream about working at an old-school rock music radio station and writing about whales and Antarctic exploration without having a single thought about war and global politics.

this actually is my first rodeo and i'm fucking scared

ambush? yeah i am in her bush thanks for asking

I cannot believe that our ghetto ass govn't actually worked together to get rid of a fuckin app. Meanwhile, I can die from eating a mixed salad laced with Listeria or a mass shooting on my way to get it. Man, FUCK YALLL

the wildest thing about Ready Player One is that it creates this world that is starkly dystopian, where the real world is so ruined and miserable that everybody retreats into synthetic dreams to avoid facing it, then goes "but the dreams are sick tho"

elite ball reference

looks like it’s over

anyone else bawling their eyes out over their tiktok saves or just me

me dying after taking the tiktok shop adderal

Crazy how even after 14 years Minecraft is still the best video game

i need to listen to music in a way that is concerning to my hearing

fucking what street

Every software that’s shoved LLM stuff in my face has been literally trash. Notion, slack, office, search, even ChatGPT. Every attempt I’ve made to use it for high quality has been complete garbage. Its entire worth is from hyperbole and people who are fine with mediocrity*

cant decide what to eat so i will sit and be hangry instead :3

the real enemies are the ones who buy your parents little tech doodads that require your IT assistance

my 12-week-old son just now: "father, although i am quite looking forward to the continued growth of bluesky, i would very much like to see them roll out more robust notification filtering."
me: huh? oh. uh yeah maybe. listen kid i think it's about time for your nap
him: "aha! it might well be!"

This may be an "old woman yells at cloud" moment, but I genuinely do miss when a game just released fully and that was it. No extra DLC content, no micro transactions, etc. Just buying the game and you get the ENTIRE experience in box.

canon rebel 17 camera on blue bedsheet

just got a camera what are some good photos for beginners (how the hell do i use this thing…)

it tastes good…

okay scrooge

MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄🎁✨

raulders gate 3

how tall do you think hank green is

TF2 COMIC 7 IS OUT NOT A DRILL!!!!!
www.teamfortress.com/tf07_thedays...

I'm not religious but damn do I love a christian carol. "O Holy Night"? It is if someone's singing that song. "Fall on your knees" ??!! Already down here, buddy. You've knocked me out

i’m so sorry