Drag him 🥰

A bird with a pink head, white body and a colourful crest

Pink cockatoo

Brisbane is fucking great actually. Had to crash and dash but I wi be back in you. You really are very fucking great actually. Weird, weird racist undercurrent but you do go off, Queensland. I do like you very much.

I feel like I have been run over by a whole lot of them 😮‍💨

And. I. Oop. Preach these truths today sister.

You’re Truly, mid stroke, dragon boating on Lake Kawana, on Kabi Kabi and Jinibara Countries. It’s been epic. 12 races all up the shortest 200m the longest 2km and baby let me tell you something I am POOPED

Don’t know what this says about me, but this organised torture in the sun, wind, rain, heat, cold and the constant yelling of
GO LONGER AND DEEPER AND STRONGER is kind of fun.

That new Madonna song is garbage. Pure hot salty unadulterated organic virgin cold triple pressed garbage.

1958.

For context here, that same World's Fair is why the Atomium was built.

A lot of pillows is good, too many pillows is bad. It’s a fine line.

Brunch: the gayest time of day.

Yaaaaaay!

im very upset. the pope isnt letting me do what I want. i just wanna go crazy invent my own bible and get mauled by a hog

Why I’m so tired all the time

See you soon 😉

Sure sure.

High in the seats. Up high. In the theatre.

I am also higher than falcon titties.

I came to watch My Brilliant Career by the Sydney Theatre Company and it is SO FUCKING FUN.

RAYE’s album has plucked the hair right out of my pubic area. What a masterpiece. Ma’am you did you big one and you have been making me wail every single time. Flood. Tears. But also oh the joy. The joy!

And NONE OF YOU gave me gifts

they look like a woman is trying to explain something very reasonable they hadn’t thought of

A sign that says: KISS AND RIDE. DROP OFF AND PICK UP HERE.

Me.

Wikipedia infobox for the 1965 album "The Angry Young Them" by the band Them

Some of yall on here

Imagine never being zaghrouta’d!! Living an entire life without once having any Arab friends to cheer and celebrate you! That’s beyond grim.

Yes you mexiCAN

The Sydney Opera House, we just call it the Opera House here in Sydney.

It is me. A tired middle aged man. Tired, very tired.

I live here and that is really great.

Yours Truly, the face of. It’s sunny and this cinnamon kissed skin is glowing in the sun. It’s how we, brown girls, do it. I do need a shave though.

Street graffiti that says: if you don’t feel safe. Stop taking over land that isn’t yours.

The panino in question. It was molten provolone, prosciutto, salami, hot sauce and chilli flakes.

I have had an excellent day so far. Sitting in the sun eating an excellent panino, coffee with a friend, and now laying at the special interest alternative lifestyle beach sunning my darkest of places. I hope your Sunday is good and as beautiful.

I hope it doesn’t get fixed any time soon

Rabbit, where’d you put the keys, girl?