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Posts by Van Crisp

A poster reading "Can't Beat Clawdia" with Claudia Dicky in her OL Reign keeper kit and obscenely badly photoshopped lobster arms.

A poster reading "Can't Beat Clawdia" with Claudia Dicky in her OL Reign keeper kit and obscenely badly photoshopped lobster arms.

The @theathletic.com claims Lynn invented Claw-dia but the true story is that one absolutely deranged fan (me) invented and has been building that brand for the best US keeper for years. Please put in the papers that I am annoyed.

A thread...

#nwsl

www.nytimes.com/athletic/721...

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She changed the club. She defined an era.

One last season to watch her write the final chapter. 👑

Jess Fishlock will retire at the end of the 2026 NWSL season, closing one of the greatest careers in NWSL history.

➡️ rgnfc.com/4cCwzhE

1 day ago 96 24 1 10

Claudia Dickey is undoubtedly the #USWNT #1 at this moment. Very exciting for all of us fans of the Seattle Reign. 🦞🦞🦞

5 days ago 11 0 0 0

Definitely the strongest starting 11 of the 3 matches. It’ll be interesting to see how they deal with Japan’s clinical attack and disciplined defensive shape. #USWNT

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Last night was a true Seattle show out ⚡️

Let's keep this energy flowing as we surge into Reign's home opener next Sunday, April 26th!

🎟 rgnfc.com/4muvH3g

1 week ago 34 1 0 0
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Thank you, Seattle 💙

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This isn’t a good thing

2 weeks ago 2 0 0 0
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190 regular season saves and counting, and another Reign record broken 🙌

Claudia Dickey is now the club's all-time saves leader, surpassing Hope Solo's record of 187 regular season saves.

2 weeks ago 61 7 1 1
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a woman with green hair and a flower in her hair is talking to another woman . Alt: a woman with green hair and a flower in her hair is talking to another woman . Thanks ai.

You’re always visible to us!

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

These are the originals that were made last season (date stamp included for reasons :))

3 weeks ago 5 0 0 0
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Without the backstory, this is fun.

But it would be better if any credit for the claws from last year was being given to the FAN who came up with this idea and paid his own money to have the first batch made.

Like comp his whole season ticket or something. Or, bare minimum, ask him in advance.

3 weeks ago 10 2 0 0

honestly: I love that fan efforts are becoming such a part of the team lore, I really do

but a bit of acknowledgment would go a long way here (the CLAWD SQUAD claws you saw in the crowd and in the Reign locker room last year were the work of one highly dedicated fan)

3 weeks ago 20 8 1 0

You’re free to report your grievances to GM Leslie Galimore

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🦞🦞🦞

3 weeks ago 9 0 0 0

This is how I felt after Friday’s Reign game 🤝

3 weeks ago 2 0 1 0

Sofia Huerta is a magician istg

4 weeks ago 11 0 0 0
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1 month ago 1 0 1 0
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Absolutely agree.

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

Is it a Yeti cooler though? Because that’s the new NWSL sponsor and they seem to be serious about that.

1 month ago 1 1 1 0
The loudest man on earth pointing to my demise.

The loudest man on earth pointing to my demise.

I’m still reveling in the embarrassment and sadness of yesterday’s Reign game, but I can’t forget that I knew the team was cursed before the game even started. My mortal enemy Mike Watts degraded Laura’s cooler before the match securing the loss for Seattle. #menruineverything #nwsl #reign

1 month ago 9 0 0 1
Why The USWNT Is Unstoppable | The Emma Hayes Effect
Why The USWNT Is Unstoppable | The Emma Hayes Effect YouTube video by The Cooligans

youtu.be/xdnAoyI090M

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Me all game. #wtf #seattlereign #cascadia #fml

1 month ago 9 0 0 1

The most succinct postgame thought from that mayhem might be from Jess Fishlock:

“This game is gonna be a really hard, difficult, painful lesson for all of us.”

#NWSL

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1 month ago 10 2 1 0

@reignfc.com plz educate the people. I’m dying over here

1 month ago 8 0 0 0

anyway just a reminder that xG actually doesn't tell you who "should" have won a game

it gives you a weighted-by-model accounting of how many goals one would expect a team to score, on average, creating the same chances

in a given game, sample sizes are incalculably too small to be predictive

1 month ago 12 2 1 0

Nonsense skeet of the day

1 month ago 6 1 0 0
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Welcome back, Ryanne!! 🥹

Ryanne Brown played her first minutes tonight since sustaining an injury in July 2024.

1 month ago 47 5 1 0

Do we need more evidence that being in your 30s is peak? What a freakin win

1 month ago 8 0 0 0

WE’RE BACK BABYYYYY

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