I see the stranglers have hit on hard times

What a fucking goal!!!

Rio, just show your true colours, prick

VAR offside, oh dear never mind TNT Sports co-commentators

Pensioner Donald refutes the claims made by Virgin Media. His wife stands resolutely beside him.

"I definitely did not rent these movies"

And that concluded the Michael Oliver show. Bad decisions, timekeeping and let the game boil over like that. Still 7 points clear, up the fucking Reds

Fuck off Rio Ferdinand.

Feels like the kind of game that Darwin will come into and cause some Origi madness. He's big and strong enough to give their defence something to worry about. Diaz isn't getting the time with ball at feet.

Half time. Typical Derby game at Goodison. Far too many cards dished out, ref has been poor. Liverpool have ridden the early storm, equalised and then kept the ball.

The ref is a joke, he's dishing out cards for everything. There will be a red card in this match if the same way happens

Mac Allister, what a fucking baller this boy is!

I'm lucky to get what they ate for their dinner and any aspect of learning done in their day.

Matthew 19:26

Icy terraced street. A stepladder is placed where a car has been parked looking like it has melted the area around it.

My god that must be a hot ladder.

I had Sanchez Enzo and Palmer on my team, 85 points this week. I need a Flekken clean sheet or pen save!

Never doubt Mo Salah.

Fuck VAR, bunch of corrupt fucks.

Fuck Pgmol, seriously. They are looking for any slight option they can to rule out a perfectly fine goal. Darren Bond is another woeful ref, they certainly know how to choose them

Can't wait for Jordan Ayew to retire, he's a spawny bastard against us.

Hope you’re all having a lovely Boxing Day

Mrs Brown's Boys, Christmas Day at 11.05

I can't wait to see their faces…

Should billionaires and corporations be banned from buying political parties in the UK?

Like if yes.
RP if it's HELL YES.

Haha! Shit Andy Carroll shushes the crowd!

Didn't think that was a pen in real time, a soft one but we will take those off they are offered. You'd never get those in the league.

Softest yellow in the world for Luis Diaz. He fell over him as he was sat on the floor!

The former Wigan Athletic and Tottenham Hotspur defender had been odds-on favourite to take over presenting duties on the BBC One cookery show.

That left foot of Robinson just about kept him on. I agree on first view, he's head and shoulders in front.

This ref though, brandishing cards every time they cry out for one. Soft touch.