I’m seeing double here…four Connors!

They should go back to their crazy unhinged radical dangerous single-issue doommongering environmentalist roots instead of banging on about economic issues and Gaza. Then people like me would really be running scared!

The Greens should do more to appeal to people like me. I still wouldn’t vote for them if they did, but they should at least consider it.

Nooo you can’t just vote for the party you like and win elections that’s not how democracy works 🤬🤬🤬

They’ve added a new rule to April Fool’s Day - if you use AI for your April Fool then you are the fool.

Happy Friday to everyone except the two Connor’s

It’s good how putting a phrase in quote marks no longer gives you results with that exact phrase anymore and sometimes only one or two of the words at all

Your da likes the two Connor’s

Enjoy The Beatst saying ‘shut up you’ to a contestant on The Chase.

HI KIER DO YOU WANT PICKIGN UP IN THE MORNING PAL

Do people who suffer from awake paralysis see demons as well

Went to Liquid/Envy in Oldham with the then Archbishop of York John Sentamu

She crumble toss and torn on my walls of doubt till a child is born

Please do not use the word Israel or the Israeli flag, you might not have bad intentions but it is deeply racist and threatening to Palestinians

If someone with twins said “if you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal” to me I’d say no I want to see the other baby what have you done with him

Your da’s an elder emo

Your da’s got gifted kid burnout

Remember when she likened the Durham Miners Gala to a KKK rally

Just heard a rumour that everyone in the video for Just a Day by Feeder is dead now. It’s definitely not true, but you have to say that is a brilliant rumour.

Saw this woman before say to her dog ‘once again you’ve let yourself down’

What was yours

They were my first gig 🥹

Never mind video nasties, when are tiktokkers going to discover boy kill boy

People still taking photos of strangers wearing those wolf fleeces and posting them to FB groups in the big 2025…probably still going round saying ‘computer says no’ and ‘am I bovvered’. Bleak.

<who the fuck is alice> POPPY. WHERES YR FUCKIN POPPY

Might be misremembering but part of me thinks I’ve heard this exact thing be sung at James McClean or someone years ago 💀

Smoking the shit that made Alias the Jester

Center Parcs Whinfell Forest Leisure Bowl if anyone wants filled in 👍

To be reckoned with probably feels so good if you’re a force