Fact, it's in the bag. Phew, etc

A proper tasty pox would be fab tbf

Afternoons, friend

The power of positive thinking!

Oh look, after going a couple of months without any reports, last week Hong Kong's CHP announced 2 new H9N2 cases on the Mainland, and this morning has announced 3 more.

#collapse

Oh look, the global mining industry is facing a significant supply chain crisis as a “sulfuric acid crunch” threatens the production of critical metals like copper and nickel.

#collapse

Oh look, a further 3 billion urban residents could face “unprecedented heat extremes” by the end of the 21st century if existing mitigation policies persist with no further action, according to a new paper published in Climate Change.

#collapse

Oh look, it's that awkward part of collapse were normie twats still expect the black hat doomers to be all magnanimous in incontrovertible victory for "reasons".

#collapse

A pyrrhic victory is still a victory. For us anyway. Fuck the rest of them

I made his poem better because I took out the bit about Ginsberg for "reasons". I'll be sending him an invoice in the morrow

He's welcome

*immediately impales himself on door*

"...Canaries are funny birds.
They are paid to die, not to sing,
In the filthy mines we dig
To fuel filthy lives.
The dead are mostly those
Who have forgotten to live
The unnecessary lives.
Outside the mines of nonsense
Canaries are refusing to sing."

(Donald McCarthy)

#collapse

*storms off disgusted with himself*

I've even blocked him tbh

No

AIDS?

Oh look, Trump was reportedly locked out of the Situation Room by military advisors during the recent Iran rescue mission of that pilot dude.

#lolz
#collapse

In my opinion, "yet" is arguably one of the heaviest lifters in the mother tongue that we habitually abuse

Thanks for the xmas balaclava btw. I gave it away to a stranger.

You're welcome

S-Vest time already...?

Fuck off!

They're actually sublime and beyond reproach. Disgusted

Oh look, there were an estimated 46.3% more home sellers than buyers in the U.S. in February 2026, the biggest difference since Redfin data began in 2013.

#collapse

BRAND OF SACRIFICE - Demon King (Official Music Video) YouTube video by BRAND OF SACRIFICE

Personal doomer update: Let's get weird, doomers.

#collapse

youtu.be/s2mnUa_Fz0U?...

"Whenever I happen to be in a city of any size, I marvel that riots do not break out everyday: Massacres, unspeakable carnage, a doomsday chaos. How can so many human beings coexist in a space so confined without hating each other to death?"

(Emil Cioran)

#collapse

Oh look, UK inflation is expected to have jumped to 3.3% in March.

#collapse

Oh look, Air Canada has announced the suspension of several key routes, including major U.S. connections, after jet fuel prices nearly doubled in the wake of the Iran-United States war.

#collapse

Cautiously optimistic

#NoMoreBabies

More than 50% of young Dutch adults do not want children.

A study by the RTL Nieuwspanel found that 53 percent of people aged 18 to 35 either have no desire for children or remain undecided.

Ach!!!

"The world's electricity demand rose by 3% in 2025, with growth nearly triple compared to the 1.3% increase in total energy consumption, as data centers and electric vehicles continued to push power use higher, the International Energy Agency (IEA) said on Monday."

(oilprice.com)

#collapse