Maybe this is the Broadway return Meryl and Marty are teasing?!

So Timmy Chalamet as Brick, Zendaya as Maggie and tickets are $1300, got it.

Stage managers. What you’re looking for is stage managers

Dick from a guy that was on MySpace and listened to this song

The hot take guy meme.

Parents need to start doing some damn parenting.

It should not be the government's job to be their babysitter as that makes everyone's lives worse by encouraging further intrusion into our lives.

I actively get in bikes' ways when they're on the sidewalk and if someone wants to ring their bell at me, I just yell "not a bike lane" and go about my merry way.

No, it looks like it was close to a final draft but without as many stage directions and some extra notes. But leaning toward a more interpretive, less naturalistic production. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/30/t...

The NY Times piece on it and how they got there from an original Miller draft actually added a lot of context. Still not sure I think it all works but I always appreciate a big swing!

In Hindsight, those “no kings” protests didn’t do a thing but make YOU feel good.

LMAO @jishywa.bsky.social just discovered that Hillstone (RIP Houston’s) is trendy now and I think it’s breaking his brain. But at least he believes me now when I say NYC is over!

Some stupid Twitter Nazi: Super Mario Galaxy Movie No Gays No Trans...

Birdo, a trans icon, in the Super Mario Galaxy movie.

You sure about that

Metrics as a substitute for thought has been catastrophic for the discussion of art

I find this super uncomplicated and I am amazed that others do not!!

Remaining in such a church is a tacit endorsement of its leadership! I grew up in a religion that thinks I’m a sinner so I just fucking walked away. It was so, so easy.

Just like every practicing catholic is clearly fine with what goes on there by continuing to give the church legitimacy and money.

The Harry Potter Pilgrims J.K. Rowling’s transphobia turned off many readers. Some still treat the series she created as a sacred text.

“If your instinct is to balk at the idea of treating Harry Potter as a religious text, compare this retreat with followers of any religion who have grappled with their beliefs alongside the intolerable actions of church leadership.”

To be clear I judge all those people as well if they don’t leave!

Just started watching Pluribus and I am more certain than I have been of anything else in my life that Carol is a Taurus.

I can’t buy them because I will HOUSE a bag of the wasabi ones in the duration of, like, one sitcom episode.

The thing no one tells you is that ripped guys can be very aesthetically pleasing but once you get naked and in bed with a guy it doesn’t feel all that different.

I’d love to go on a diet and get ripped but food is delicious and fuck abs tbh.

Subway’s $3 now 🤷🏻‍♂️

Whenever people post pictures of gas prices and act shocked I’m always trying to figure out if it’s because it’s super cheap or super expensive.

DO NEW PLAYS.

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And now everyone will shut up about the Super Bowl and the Oscars for a few months ☺️

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OMG the world finding out a white male chef is toxic like…

“I saw Cole Escola as Mary at the Lortel” I mutter as they wheel me into the activity room for my pills and bingo

Hopefully I can find out what performances he *won’t* be at so I don’t blow out my eye-rolling muscles.

One thing I feel ought to be discussed more is the fact that basically all rural and suburban places in the US are subsidized by cities. They resent cities. They insult cities. They elect politicians who abuse cities. But none of them could survive without cities.

Doctor: The scan is showing lung tissue as lacy as the edges of a Pamela’s Pancake. What do we think?

Intern: It must be dodecahedritis. It only affects one in every 865 billion people.

Patient: Damn, that’s crazier than the Immaculate Reception! *Waves Terrible Towel*

#ThePitt

Every episode of The Pitt:

Doctor: So what can you tell me?

Patient: I was drinking an Iron City and listening to the Stillers game on KDKA. Did you know that was the first commercial radio station in the country? Suddenly my heart rate skyrocketed steeper than the Duquesne Incline.

#ThePitt

History: You can’t be h*rny for Ferdinand Marcos!

Jose Llana: Hold my beer

Chris Renfro: Bitch, take this 12-pack.