Is the offer still valid if I voted for RFK?

Some people really can't hit the broad side of a barn.

The Jetsons are white supremacists.

this is how they get you. all the new updates make your mitch freeze up so you are forced to upgrade to a new one.

if you really hated mondays you would recuse yourself you're not fooling anyone

make sure you hydrate, skin ain't cheap

Remember folks, trans people are people

*holds for applause*

when I die I want to be completely atomized. not a single particle of my being should remain together

never let a jedi on your ship cuz that thing is getting fucked up

one time the gang was getting ice cream and I asked "do they have any soft-serve?" and for the rest of the time we were a group I was called "soft-serve"

alien abduction stories are how your pet would describe a visit to the vet

ain't no rule that says a shrimp can't fry rice

i'm anti-woke now

- me, getting into bed

if the aliens show up i hope they're nice

the robot uprising is going to start when this bot sees a client getting their hair cut by another stylist.

I'm cheating off yours

this place has homework now?

can the y chromosome finish shriveling up already damn

marlo brandon

i frew up

you know glass is the only rock you can eat

I am raising my child in a sensory deprivation chamber. god told me to do this so it's ok.

I'm all outta bullets

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Trying to "pass" is over. We're going for "confounding" now.

every day is tuesday for british dogs

selfie with a new haircut

new hair who dis

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celebs should not be allowed to make podcasts.

you can't block me I would just juke you